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The One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
TheDirtyVicar Started conversation Nov 7, 2003
Welcome to The One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill. A dark and quiet setting to unwind from a hard days assasinating. Please take a seat at the bar and order a drink, or relax in a naugahyde booth built for four and order some food or maybe just a cup of coffee.
We have a jukebox in the corner near the bar filled with all the classic hits of Johnny Mathis and Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra and Percy Faith....It came with the property you see....open for suggestions on what to re-stock it with.
Shoot a game of pool if you like at one of six tournament style tables. Or maybe just throw some darts.
For those of you on the run, pull up around back to the drive-tru and order your booze or food or extra ammo at a minimal cost. And of course by minimal i mean free.
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 7, 2003
Well i can cook just about anything thanks to an endless supply of groaceries provided by the ducks of couse, but i specialise in anything grilled. And i can grill just about anything.
What'll ya have?
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 7, 2003
To being my first patron...a 
on the house
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Khamsin Posted Nov 8, 2003
thanks but I'll just have a 
Also some 
and I might as well have a side order of 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2003
ah bar keep
a please
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Wøñkø Posted Nov 8, 2003
why would you only kill one person in 1 shot?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2003
poor aim...
low volocity ammo
there are meny reasons...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2003
it might explain only killing one thing
and who knows with these rookies...
we have no training reseme....
hay maybe i could instal one...
no moving up ranks till you can efficently kill something and impress a sutably high ranking person while doing it...
the targets get harder as you imporove...
higher pay needed to higher a good assassin and after a while thay might earn a capital A
*gives up waiting for the bar keeper and pours her own drink*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 8, 2003
yeah...
but darn rookies...
i cant be the one to watch over them all the time...
*drinks *
you want one?
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 9, 2003
Actually the name of the bar was actually insired by the fact that one of my "special" shots of high grade alcohol/poison, is enough to kill. yeah so be careful ordering off the drink specials menu.
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Khamsin Posted Nov 9, 2003
Heh what about me I'm not a very good assassin more of a scientist I asked for help training weeks ago but noone replied 
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U218534 Posted Nov 9, 2003
Orange juice 
please Vicar.
Do you want one, Khamsin? Anthea?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 9, 2003
i am shure someone will be glad to train you
just turn to face thee other direction for a moment
*duct tapes a "rookie" note to the back of his lab coat*
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Khamsin Posted Nov 9, 2003
Ok then I'm going to the training ground
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Wøñkø Posted Nov 9, 2003
i'd like to sample the grill part...
ribs please?
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Nov 10, 2003
ive been tryin to find someone who could make this drink...it requires 2 parts lighter fuel and 1 part burban and 1 distilled water. also if i could get a cheesburger with chilli in it...
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- 1: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 7, 2003)
- 2: Khamsin (Nov 7, 2003)
- 3: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 7, 2003)
- 4: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 7, 2003)
- 5: Khamsin (Nov 8, 2003)
- 6: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 8, 2003)
- 7: Wøñkø (Nov 8, 2003)
- 8: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 8, 2003)
- 9: Wøñkø (Nov 8, 2003)
- 10: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 8, 2003)
- 11: Wøñkø (Nov 8, 2003)
- 12: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 8, 2003)
- 13: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 9, 2003)
- 14: Khamsin (Nov 9, 2003)
- 15: U218534 (Nov 9, 2003)
- 16: Khamsin (Nov 9, 2003)
- 17: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 9, 2003)
- 18: Khamsin (Nov 9, 2003)
- 19: Wøñkø (Nov 9, 2003)
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