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The One Shot One Kill Bar and Grill
TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 10, 2003
alright alright alright
we have a 
for Joe C
a 
for Khamsin
slow cooked ribs for Wonko, theres five very tasty sauce options at your table
and for Yosarian one chilli chease 
and your specialty drink tell me how it turned out ive never used lighter fluid in a drink before
enjoy enjoy enjoy and if there will be anything else don't hesitate to ask
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 10, 2003
i wish a pan galactic gargle blaster
please...
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 10, 2003
After several hours of afterhours work and intergalactic travel....here is your pan galactic gargle blaster.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 11, 2003
thank you
*drinks*
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Wøñkø Posted Nov 11, 2003
at least 20 hours..
*gnaws on meat*
...you should keep those in stock.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 11, 2003
*cough*
mah needs more... lemon...
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Nov 14, 2003
plants lemon tree outside the bar.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 5, 2003
*a duck walks in and orders a bottle of wine to go*
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U218534 Posted Dec 5, 2003
---START FAX---
Don't give it to him, Vicar!
JoeC
---END FAX---
(Anthea's incapable of saying that herself since she's in my office, as am I, so I faxed it through 
)
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 5, 2003
*duck hands vicar a note*
one bottle of wine please... would come myself but silvers got me in the medics again... 
*duck hides note again and waits*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 5, 2003
*duck takes the bottle and leves some money on the bar then looks slylt up at joe as it walks off still hlding the letter joe sees a small flash or red ink*
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U218534 Posted Dec 5, 2003
*isn't entirely sure of the significance of this*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 5, 2003
*the letter also bares a silver stamp on it*
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 5, 2003
*pops in, sits on a chair, and falls asleep*
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Dec 6, 2003
sorry the real world has unbelievable time restrictions on me at the moment.
*builds robot cook and bartender*
*gives wonko a a pillow and blanket*
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TheDirtyVicar Posted Dec 6, 2003
sp whats this silver stamp all about?
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Wiro Posted Dec 6, 2003
*walks into the new bar*
i don't think this place is for me, i tend to have 1 shot 2 kills
anthea is a werebeast, so a silverstamp, containing silver could kill her.
could kill me too for that matter
keep it away from me
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Wøñkø Posted Dec 6, 2003
me too! don't go feeding people stamps.
and the better not be licking stamps.
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- 21: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 10, 2003)
- 22: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 10, 2003)
- 23: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 10, 2003)
- 24: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 11, 2003)
- 25: Wøñkø (Nov 11, 2003)
- 26: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 11, 2003)
- 27: TheDirtyVicar (Nov 14, 2003)
- 28: Khamsin (Nov 14, 2003)
- 29: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 5, 2003)
- 30: U218534 (Dec 5, 2003)
- 31: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 5, 2003)
- 32: U218534 (Dec 5, 2003)
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- 36: Wøñkø (Dec 5, 2003)
- 37: TheDirtyVicar (Dec 6, 2003)
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