h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders out and removes the syringe*

I've got my act together now; I've sussed that if I arrive at the library five to ten minutes *before* it opens, I'm practically guaranteed a session. Except on Mondays. And Wednesdays. And Sundays. But I might go to Kingston on those days to see if I can get on there. Maybe.

I'm coming dearest * with both packs*

Welcome back, Joe.

I'm not completely back (doing a Khamsin ) but I should be by the end of August

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*enters looking very satisfied at having found someplace useful*

erm, I suppose this is where you keep all the drugs...I don't suppose it's against policy to perhaps let me borrow some sedatives for awhile unless it is against policy and then I'm going to have to ask you to look at that duck over there while I open up this bag

*opens bag*

Boom?

*waits for boom, wonders what's wrong with bag, shrugs and starts stuffing bag with sedatives*

ah, so I guess I will be on my way now


*leaves*

*Sedatives explode, leaving radioface laid down on his....back

*laid down on back*

Hmm...exploding sedatives, who'd have thought those would be useful?

*looks into bag to check and see if sedatives are still there, realizes he doesn't have a bag and rests head on floor very theatrically and sighs*

sigh


*tries getting up but realizes that he can't move his legs, looks to see if he has legs and notices that both legs are very firmly secured to his body and that his legs are probably just asleep*

*sighs*

sigh


*gets up and leaves without sedatives*


weak

*walks in, picks up some sedatives, and leaves*

Wonko, You do realise that having been close to explosives and oxidising substances, those sedative are now useless, don't you?
*Gets new bag, unlocks cupboard, fills bag ready for next unsuspecting idiot hat tries to nick stuff from the Medic's room*

*a goon walks in deposits a breifcase which has chains around it and a soggy look about it that sugests it was in the river then takes the bag and injests the seditives before they explode thus splattering himself over the walls*

So, who's going to clean this mess up????

*duck walks in with anti-bacterial wash and a bucket and a mop*

Thankyou, duck

*duck bows to Geddon then mops up before tapdancing out of the room*

A tapdancing duck?

*hobbles in finds some pain killers and injects them into his leg*

*looks around, trying to decide how best to sort his leg out*