h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this is a long clean room with several beds for those needing medical atention...

a notice reads "please refrain from fighting within this room"

nice ... this wing of the guild took 2 minutes to build

very hard working those ducks...

what can i say ...

hmmm .. with all teh injurys i'd of thought that someone would have been in here for treatment by now

I thought the medic would have come in....

well there is none in here to treat, he is currently waiting in the commonm room to deal with the injures incured during the Pan, Opti fight .... if it ever happens, pandora requested the presence of a medic

ah...
i wonder who will need one first...

mabe a bystander ....

Hi everyone, sorry Im late, Ive been stuck to a chair for two days, Dont fire me, ill make it up to youze you know, this Guild has suprisingly few casualties, those squirrels cant be putting up too much of a fight. I heard that there were some wolves picking people off the spies guild though *puts a bag full of whisky in a medicinial cupboard, draws bag curtain 4 and finds a squirrel* well well well, these little buggers are getting smart *in a blur of movement, flicks squirrel on nose draws a knife and pins squirrel to bed* Im not one for cuteness! that another drink for me

could you refrain from drawing blood in this room, please (except with a needle)

or unless its strictly nessesary...

Sorry, If ive been asked to kill sqirrels Ill kill squirrels but Ill do it somewhere else. It looks like im going to be busy in a minute or two anyway. *changes bed linen, takes squirrel outside and removes tail, washes hands and does a backflip* oooh thats much better, all spick and span

Sorry, If im asked to kill squirrels then i will, but not here, *changes bed linel, takes squirrel outside and chopps off tail, washes hands and does a back flip* Aaah, thats better, ready for anything now. Waits a little bit makes sure all medicines are under lock and key then goes to her friends for dinner, promising to be back in and hour or two.*

its ok, its just that this is a place for healing not killing

fair enough, must be getting over excited. do you need healing?

the only part of me that needs healing is my heart, and unfortunatly i don't think they have love in a bottle.

your wrong there rule one, I happen to have glamour in a bottle in this fabulous secret cupboard *points to a floor board*. its not quite love in a bottle but its the nearest thing. Only problem is, you'll fall in love with me.