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The medics room

Post 101

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*the duckling moves closer to its mistress protectivly*


The medics room

Post 102

U218534

*kneels by the duckling*

OK, duckling, I need to look after Anthea now. You can go and sit in that chair over there (*points*), so you can stay in here, but you need to give me some room, OK?


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Post 103

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*the duckling looks up at joe then walks over to the chair*


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Post 104

Wøñkø

*still confused*


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Post 105

U218534

*smiley - smileys at duckling* Thanks.

*attaches blood pressure cuff to Anthea's arm, puts thermometer under her tongue and shines small torch in her eyes to check pupils*


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Post 106

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*duckling watches*
*the temerature on the thermometer goes up*


The medics room

Post 107

U218534

*pupils are both responsive. Thermometer reads 38 degC*

Anthea, can you hear me?


The medics room

Post 108

Wøñkø

that can't be good...


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Post 109

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*cant talk so moves the tip of her fingers slightly to indicate that she can*


The medics room

Post 110

U218534

Your temperature is much too high, so I'm going to give you some paracetamol to bring it down, OK?

*removes blood pressure cuff*

Otherwise, you don't seem to be too bad. Apart from your apparent inability to speak. Try not to move too much, and I'll be back in a minute.

*goes through to the stockroom*


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Post 111

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*lies still*


The medics room

Post 112

U218534

*returns and attaches a saline drip to Anthea's arm*

I have to go offline now, so I'll leave you with my capable life-support machine, Bob. Unfortunately, he can't talk, but he'll take good care of you. smiley - smiley

*removes the saline, attaches paracetamol in solution, attaches Bob to Anthea and leaves*


The medics room

Post 113

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*gently starts to fall asleep*


The medics room

Post 114

Wiro

*returns online*


The medics room

Post 115

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*the duckling walks back over to its misstress and sits next to her*


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Post 116

Wiro

*considers leaving antheas side to check on the situation*

*desides against it and sends for a duck*


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Post 117

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*a duck arives*


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Post 118

Wiro

you got that report on everyone?


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Post 119

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*the duck hands wiro a report*


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Post 120

Wiro

y hasn't wonko been taken to the brig yet?


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