h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well you should teach piano then.

Well, someone had to

*beats Rich up*

I'm going through one of those 'oh my god what am i going to do? everything is my fault and i really ought to do something about it argh 'm argh' moment YET AGAIN. I think this is compounded by the fact that I'm drunk on vodka but never mind.

Had one of those moments from when I got home from work at 11 last night until 4 in the morning; got heavily drunk on Buckfast wine and still my head is raging

However today I found two (possible) avenues of work I didn't really expect, will tell you more tomorrow after one of these accursed 'informal chats' to find out more about it! So if the depressing drunken bit is a sign of good omens or something, you should have a good day tomorrow....

It would appear not unfortunately. I'm now being accused of having an alcohol problem, urged to see someone about it, and being told I have a serious problem with my head that I need to get someone to help me with

If you're on the fairly solid for a few years so it starts affecting your work and home life, maybe; but at your age most people would call it having fun. And as far as having something wrong with your head goes, that's called being young. I think.

I dunno- more than three drinks in an hour is binge drinking, and I think you're a heavy drinker if you have more than seven a week...

*blinks*
So being drunk four days a week from 11am to 2am the next day is possibly not good then. Okay I admit that I have a problem...but it's not that much of a problem and it's only me so it doesn't really matter.

By the by I'm on the front page! That's a positive thing!

...If you have a problem, and you know you have a problem, you should get help, or at least try to change your behaviour...

And congrats on the Front Page entry!

Well if it was that easy to change my behaviour every time I had a problem then I wouldn't be out of school in bed now would I? Besides it really doesn't matter. If it's that much of a problem then someone will notice and do something about it. Nobody ever has so far even though I've done all sorts of things so that's reassuring in a way.

If you've got any articles lurking around anywhere now is a good time to get them finished and in PR. Apparently there's a lack of good articles for our scouts to pick.

By those criteria, I think I'm a full-time binge drinker....