h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, well.

*woops, I'm supposed to be on the bug... ah well I'm here in spirit *

good enough

It's gonna have to be now!

*listylou walks in and decides to brighten up the place. She runs down the corridor, nicks some blutac and reveals some posters on her return. There's a really big Coldplay poster, showing the group walking down a hill, with "A Rush Of Blood To The Head" written along the top. There's a Stereophonics one, smallish, from their 2001 tour (to which Lou won tickets on Capital FM). There's a "Have A Day" white poster, and a "My Brain Hurts" Monty Python one. Lots of family pics also go up, along with furry cushions, fur and lots of ribbons over the bed*

Much better.

Nice posters .

Why thanks

*reveals large world map and puts that up too*

Ah... Earth.

I had an OS map of Nottingham up, with a nice arrow saying 'you are here'. My friends asked if it had come with the arrow on it. I also kept getting people asking for directions, so in the end I'd memorised most of it, and took it down to make way for more posters.

*reveals map of North London which she won*

THATS MY HOUSE!

, nice house.

*Points to ugly oblong with green roof on Nottingham map*, that's my hall!

!
Nice hall - have you seen the tower blocks at coventry
*points at map*

See that? That's my school... yeah two minutes from my house. Unlike everyone else that goes there - it's selective (2nd in the grammar school league tables) - most people have to travel for hours mwhwwhwhwhwoa.

The hall's a mess but, *points to lake*, isn't it pretty? V. colourful at mo as well. *points to Portland building* that's the student's union, by cherry tree hill, look at all the pretty blossom . *Points to south entrance* that's my school, nice, isn't it. It is a mile away from my hall though . Not a 2 minute walk...

*walks in and cries*

Cries?

*runs into quarters.. grabs the space bike and heads for hangar*

Visit the brand new Skutter Cinema at

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A1039033

All Welcome

*stops crying*

You see, there are no curries left....

*wanders around the ship*

No curries?
There must be some on board somewhere...

We left them on that planet..

And now we're being chased/were being chased (Kryten sacrificed himself) by the people just because I nicked lots of stuff...

(and my mum won't let me defrost some)

where'sd a teleporter when you need one

Yeesh the worlds gone all blurry already

Jusssst the way we lik it...