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Post 201

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Cool.....skimpy black football strip...

or just strip!!smiley - winkeye


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Post 202

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I... I... I'm begining to think that if I spend too much time in this forum I'll get sued for sexual harassment, being that Helena's my waitress...


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Post 203

$u$

Oh, so innocent.....!

'SUSational smiley - winkeye


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Post 204

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

As this is the second time 'sus has mentioned my inocence, I'll lay it all out right here. I'm a virgin. Which isn't to say I haven't had a chance to lose my virginity, I'm holding on to it for later. I've never really had alcohal... outside of religious situations and one accidental sip of what I thought was lukewarm tea (til I tasted it). I don't/ haven't smoked. I'm drug free (save cafeine). I've done alot with girls... (alot less with guys) but I'm still a virgin. There, that's my naivity


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Post 205

$u$

Bless you IW! Sorry for the 'swings n roundabouts'. Getting difficult to download this forum. Can I recommend we all withdraw to http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25622&thread=27741

'sus


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Post 206

Spanner

hey most guys don't understand the offside rule

but i digress

smiley - winkeye
span


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Post 207

Glaws

Span

Most ref's don't understand the offside rule smiley - winkeye

Glaws


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Post 208

Mrs V

Anything for you Sidney dearest!


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Post 209

Mrs V

Too True, too true. And Irving, why should _choosing_ to remain a virgin make you niave?? Just becuase I'm a drunken slapper doesn't mean I think any less of people who aren't, in fact, I'd probably think more of them. I think if I'd waited a bit my life would have been alot different. But its not a bad life considering, and quite frankly, when it all boils down to it, lifes a lot better with a cup of Ovaltine and a good book!
Hxx


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Post 210

Mrs V

I think you could probably sue me!! But I tend to give as good as I get, which gets me a bit of a reputation. Just a litty bitty one, honest!


Can it be true?

Post 211

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

A kinky woman who understands the offside rule (possibly the only Scot who does).

Next time you're in London, let's discuss our favourite goals.


Can it be true?

Post 212

Mrs V

Whats your plans for anytime after christmas?? East Kilbride might have been called the Milton Keynes of Glasgow, but at least we've got real cows in our town centre. And I'm going home to see mummy. (Honest to god, one side huge shopping mall type hell hole and carparks, other side of road, field with a few cows in it!)
And if you ever get your bike on the road again, I want a ride!
Hxx


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Post 213

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Kinky !!!!

Slinky !!!!

Pinky !!!!!

Dinky !!!!!!


Can it be true?

Post 214

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

My bike is fully functional, my humility is not.

England, go forth and destroy!






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