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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 13, 1999
I... I... I'm begining to think that if I spend too much time in this forum I'll get sued for sexual harassment, being that Helena's my waitress...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 13, 1999
As this is the second time 'sus has mentioned my inocence, I'll lay it all out right here. I'm a virgin. Which isn't to say I haven't had a chance to lose my virginity, I'm holding on to it for later. I've never really had alcohal... outside of religious situations and one accidental sip of what I thought was lukewarm tea (til I tasted it). I don't/ haven't smoked. I'm drug free (save cafeine). I've done alot with girls... (alot less with guys) but I'm still a virgin. There, that's my naivity
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$u$ Posted Nov 13, 1999
Bless you IW! Sorry for the 'swings n roundabouts'. Getting difficult to download this forum. Can I recommend we all withdraw to http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=25622&thread=27741
'sus
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Mrs V Posted Nov 15, 1999
Too True, too true. And Irving, why should _choosing_ to remain a virgin make you niave?? Just becuase I'm a drunken slapper doesn't mean I think any less of people who aren't, in fact, I'd probably think more of them. I think if I'd waited a bit my life would have been alot different. But its not a bad life considering, and quite frankly, when it all boils down to it, lifes a lot better with a cup of Ovaltine and a good book!
Hxx
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Mrs V Posted Nov 15, 1999
I think you could probably sue me!! But I tend to give as good as I get, which gets me a bit of a reputation. Just a litty bitty one, honest!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Nov 15, 1999
A kinky woman who understands the offside rule (possibly the only Scot who does).
Next time you're in London, let's discuss our favourite goals.
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Mrs V Posted Nov 15, 1999
Whats your plans for anytime after christmas?? East Kilbride might have been called the Milton Keynes of Glasgow, but at least we've got real cows in our town centre. And I'm going home to see mummy. (Honest to god, one side huge shopping mall type hell hole and carparks, other side of road, field with a few cows in it!)
And if you ever get your bike on the road again, I want a ride!
Hxx
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Nov 15, 1999
Kinky !!!!
Slinky !!!!
Pinky !!!!!
Dinky !!!!!!
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Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Nov 16, 1999
My bike is fully functional, my humility is not.
England, go forth and destroy!
After Wednesday, this posting will be a football free zone (excepting, of course, an acceptable degree of mockery)
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