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Uh ok...
But I've been a nice bloke as far as I can tell for the last
three years and this has never happened before....
Insanely bad luck or something?

Fate mate!!

Maybe she mistook me for someone else...

How long were you talking for? I think she'd have found out whether you were you or whoever she thought you were. (Did that last bit make sense?)

Ok, I think I got about 70% of my brain
up and running again from the confusion...
I don't think she mistook me for someone
else, she asked me where I lived and what
I did at school and that kind of stuff...

Oh, and today a friend of the first girl
I've talked about on this forum, she asked
me how I really felt about that girl and
if I had thought about having an one-night
stand with her.

Now that's way too far up over the scope
of my brain to ever consider. That's why
I didn't have another confusion attack.

Hmm, not being someone noted for their patience, if you don't want to read me saying GET A GRIP FOR GOD'S SAKE look away now. Oops too late. Come on, is it really so confusing when a girl talks to you on a bus, does everything have to be loaded with the possibility that this might be the person you are going to marry and have children with? I think not. Basically you sound like you worry far to much for anyone to bother with you. Too much emotional baggage. Get drunk, go to a club renowned for it's meat-market like atmosphere, pull someone you vaguely fancy and then see where you can go from there. Writing about it on the internet, no matter how cathartic it may seem, wont actually help. At all.

Please look up the entry for "humour" in your dictionary.
(I know my humour isn't exactly too much, but I'm trying)

This has turned a bit sour!!!!

too much tension here people....lets relaaaaaaaaaaaaax a little...
i think im going to have to agree with prufrock--once you start analyzing every little thing that happens to you every waking moment of your life, nothings going to make sense
-saffire

I was demonstrating my own sense of humour. Sadly it's pretty hard to second guess everyone's own definition of the word. But still, go get laid, life will seem much better.

Yeah, One-night-stands are fun but ultimately end in tears. I agree with PruFrock. Go to a club, talk to someone, and SEE WHAT HAPPENS. One of the best things you can do (as far as getting off with someone is concrened) is TALK to people. Arses to "chat-up-lines" - just be your usual, witty, spontaneous self, and (scary) have A CONVERSATION. This helps both of you sum up each other, and if it's successful, is very, erm, successful.

Couldn't have put it better myself - there is nothing more flattering then having some one interested and listening to what you say

I haven't got anything to add... just keeping abreast of things!

(Go on Sid, spill the beans!)

'sus

I should know, considering all the posts to this forum!

?

confuSUSed

hmm just curious-
what is sid spilling the beans about??
-saffire

Lochie said the most flattering thing was when someone
was interested in what you had to say...well, I said something
here and look at all the replies!

It's my opinion L'angel is rather naive if she thinks she can tell between
someone listening because they are interested and someone listen
because they know it is flattering.

Don't tell them!!! They don't credit us with being clever enough to do something like that - and now you've rumbled the last great male conspiracy! Doh!

Damn! I've been rumbled! That was one of my best tricks for scaring girls away!

*blast*