h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A global shortage of BBNs! How extremely catastrophic! (ah well im still here and last time i checked I was a BBN...lol) Went out for my birthday last night it was awesome. The best night in a long time. Squee...

Whats "Whts New Pussy Cat?" Like? Would i like it??

Middle of May... aaaagh so you're a gemini?

Gemini? GEMINI?? No, mom ami I am that most beloved of celestial signs - Taurus. All the descriptions I have read seem to be on the money for Taurus! Glad to hear your B/day was good for you - hope you got lots of and and pressies! Here is an Ekiss for the occasion!

Whats new Pussycat? Well, it was a comedy made in the 60's, was Woody Allens first appearance in a film, starred Peter Sellers and Peter O'Toole and is a non threatening sunday afternoon type of film. You might like it!

GOOD GRIEF! You say YOU are a BBN?? Do you realise that you are the very last of your species? Certainly arent any down here
I think I will have to start a campaign on your behalf and get the numbers in the wild increased.........I can see it now........a whole herd of BBN's in the wild, running gracefully through the meadows.
We could send a BBC film unit to record the migration, courting rituals, mating habits and general herd behaviour....What a sight that would be (David Attenborough, eat your heart out - I thought of it first)

Aaaah phew - i was worrid id met another gemini and alas that would have been disasterous. esmooch in response mon ami.

Woody Allen... im not sure ive seen any of his stuff, i mean i know who he is but I'm not sure ive seen any... hohummm. Peter Sellers... oh dear and WHOOO?

Lol yes I am a BBN you knew that. Last of a rare bread in the south, but one of many dans Yorkshire! Miration where too of the BBN? Do you have any current idea of the courting rituals and mating habits of the BBN?

P.S. please note my new screen name!

Love the new screen name!
Migration habits of the BBN? Well, they flock south for the summer, but completely bypass England in favour of the beaches of the med somewhere.
As for courting rituals, well I understand they display themselves at public gatherings where poor males (and females) of the species are hypnotised by the rythmic movements of the breast area. The BBN then lures the chosen subject to its lair where it then.........well, no footage has ever been taken after that point but I understand that the ritual is quite protracted and can go on for hours and involve all kinds of exotic behaviour.

On the plus side, I think the numbers of the BBN in the wild can be increased rapidly as I know of no-one who can resist them.....!

Ever thought about migrating south?

squee!

Well no-one may resist them, but dont forget they like ladies too... lol. so not as many gentlemanly folk will be getting in there...

and i migrated north many years ago... migration outh would seem extreme... what are the incentives?

Ahh, you see that the reason why BBN's are revered and loved is PRECISELY because the BBN is into ladies as well! BBN lovers have no problem with that at all and positvely encourage it.

Migrating South? Well, the climate is better for a start and the opportunities down here are there for the taking. We southern BBN lovers also know how to treat the BBN very well..........

Maybe you should take a breif visit to check out the landscape yourself!

Hmmm those BBN lovers should be careful then. If they encourage it too much then the next generation will not exisit at all!

Better climate? i thought BBNs were attracted to snow and warm cosy indoor fires as a consequence! And hills.... hohummm!

Awwwwwwwwwww, to heck with the next generation is what I say! And as for the climate, the BBN can survive in most places but personally I think the climate in a five star hotel with 24 hour room service MOST conducive to the BBN's well being.

Of course, this is just my theory and it would need testing to verify.
What we need now are test subjects for an intensive experiment........Hmmmmm. Where can we find two (or more) subjects to test the theory?

Lol.... mmmm 5 star room service. what i lovely change from the squalor of uni accomodation.

sorry ive not been about. its been quite rough over this end with coursework n concerts and general bad news. hopefully its all ok now... who can say?

u ok?

Roses are Red
My Movies are Blue
Couldnt help saying
I'm still thinking of you

rah! thanks chuck! Good day??

Hmmm blue movie huh? tut tut.. but its ok as long as they aren't matrix related. what is the deal with blue matrix spoofs?? I never got that.

Anyway - u dint reply! xx

Huge apologies for lateness of reply - work went nuts and I have been lucky enough to be sent to Cape Town, Atlanta and Chicago to sort out buying a new Catering system............all sounds very importnat but trust me, glamorous it aint........!

Still my little mange tout - hows it with you lately?

Are you ok? Very quiet lately........!

Im so sorry. Its been a bad few months with coursework and I also had some fairly devastating news (see most recent journal entry) Hopefully im back now for a little longer.

Im a mange tout???

What can i inform you off? I'm the new chair person of the Aston Uni Music Soc! Yey. So currently trying to make the new website. Will send you the URL when i get it up and working. Also... still with my boyfriend. There's stuff there that has made my head go tizzy... Erm... I just got back from Riyadh a few days back. Im all brown and sexy!

Other than that im not sure. So have you ben travelling or is that still to come??

Kisses. Missed you!
xxx