h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will have a look tonight then!
You really should get hold of those books if you can - got a feeling they would be right up your street!

Hi
LOVE that site! Particularly liked the story of Kitten.........
You would definately like those books I mentioned!

hah! lol. well enjoy it. Its all good. Well... some of it is. Ive not read all of it so the story of the kitten dont halp much. Which section??

Meanwhile... how are you??

Hiya

BDSM section, story was called "The Secretary" I think and "Kitten" was her name! Good site - will have a read through some more when I get the chance.
How am I today? Ohhhhhhhhh hungover. Mostly. Am off to a Rocky Horror party tomorrow night so looking forward to that - should be a laugh particularly the fancy dress element
Work is so so and I cant wait for my driving ban to end in September - its like having your arms cut off and I HATE having to go everywhere by bus. AARRGGHH! Still, the sense of humour is intact, its still sunny(ish) outside so its not all bad. How are you feeling today - bit better than yesterday I hope?

lol... well i see if ive got it on my puter at home coz i copy the good stories to my puter. lol.

How are you dressing up??

Why did you get banned? Were you a naughty boy??

How am i today? Im wondering where i can get a flamenco style dress for the ball in Leeds... i want to go all spanish coz im always being told i look maltese or mediterranean sort of...

Flamenco stylee sounds good, just dont get your castanets in a twist worrying about frinding the right dress, allright?
Naughty boy? Always! I was over the limit by a bit after spending a night at a "Specialist" club in Birmingham - drove all the way home 100 miles and got done in the last half mile. Bloody typical!
As for the dressing up, going as a French maid complete with all the makeup, red nails and all the other bits and pieces. Hysterical, but for some reason women seem to love a bloke all dressed up! Why is that?
Went to one about 12 years ago dressed the same and pulled this girl in a similar outfit - somehow I talked her into coming back to my place and she insisted I stayed "In costume". She said it turned her on and somehow she really got off on it - so if you can explain that to me I would love to know why!

Just saw a tumblweed roll by this thread.........
(sound of wind blowing)

Weirded you out didnt I?

Sorry

No really! How ya doing?

No! Really you didnt. Hootoo hasnt been letting me on here! Aaagh... anyway now im back to haunt you!

It isnt flamenco now. Its white with balck flowers. Gona take a pic and post it on ym faceparty so you can trundle by and look if you want. when its up i'll tell you where to look

lol... i laugh at you foolish boy!

Hmmm maybe she was bi??? I can see the attractiion.... I like kinks. There all good.... mmmm.

So what did you get upt oo then while in similar costume so to speak???

What did we get up to? Kinks..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
She insisted I kept it all on - the slap, wig, the costume and the stockings and all I can say is that it is the best "Lesbian" experience I have ever had! She stayed all night too - the pillows were in a right state with all the makeup everywhere
If that kind of thing was going to happen more often then I think a lot more blokes would go TV!

How you feeling lately? Hope you are feeling a bit brighter

ahem! I'm only little and innocent should i e listneing to you say these things?

Me? Birhgter... not really. Currently uinder exam stress nd the stress of the one year aniversary of my abortion in a few weeks. What can i say?

I obviously have no idea what you must be going through with all that pressure to deal with. All I can say is that a lot of us on here do care about you and wish you nothing but good things. I and the others are here for you if there is anything we can do.

Take care - please!

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phew. nuff said

Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine – Its going to be Fine - Its going to be Fine !!!

TAKE CARE!!

it was hell.

Oh!
At least that part is over now - how much more do you have to go?
After that it will be time - if you are still standing!

14 more to go. But that was the worst one. Need to learn some chem and bio fast now. meow. V mush alco time. Got a pub crawl planned for 7th July after it all. wooo!

When I was as Uni (Aeronautical Engineering) I did my best work when I was totally lashed on the Fullers ESB .

This is not a piece of advice - just a personal observation! Something about booze and chillout music that just got me through it all somehow!

Wish you all the very best with it!

im too ill to be dealing with that right now. Oh deary me.... this is getting awfully serious my friend.

Tell me something exciting about you?
x

Something Exciting you say? Oh all right then, but its your fault if you get bored. I shall start at the age of 12 and move up through the years.....

1: Found a young bird which I fed and cared for until it grew up into a Songthrush - it used to sit on my shoulder on the bus and we gradually realeased it back into the wild.......aaaahhhhh
2: I distilled raw alcohol at home under my parents noses to take to a school sailing holiday. (It was a VERY instructive Physics lesson that week)
3: I had two girlfriends on the go. At the same time. In my parents house. At the same time. Neither knew the other one was there.
4: at 17, I started up a Boeing 747 engine and ran it to take off power. (Really, I did)
5: Got taken to hospital with suspected alcohol poisoning and all I could do was repeat my name and address - while unconcious. It was a kind of Emergency broadcast. My girlfriend at the time tried to commit suicide by overdosing on the pill. Honestly.
6: Got married and on the very first day of the Honeymoon, got asked if I wanted to "Swing" by this other just married couple. Bearing in mind how THAT marraige ended, I should have done it.....
7: Me and some colleagues actually built a battery powered handgun that shot steel ball bearings with such force that they would embed in a brick wall....
8: In my apprenticship hostel, me and another couple of guys woke up 200 other apprentices by playing the opening music to "Stingray" over the tannoy system at three in the morning........"Stand by for Action"
9: Did a loop the loop in a Glider at 2000 feet......quite low I understand...
10: Was in a 6.3 Earthquake in Los Angeles - Great Fun!
11: Survived the LA riots while locals were trying to down low flying aircraft with assault weapons.
12: Once faked a "Fatal" mugging of my brother in order to get a $15 hotel bedroom deposit back
13: Flown on Concorde - truly stunning
14: Cross dressed occasionaly for a previous girlfriend who really got off on it

Any good for starters? How about you?