h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya

Not scaring me at all, just a little wary of how much detail I should go into on a public forum! De-innocenced, eh? Well, London could do that for you but I think you are doing a fine job by yourself lol.
Sriously though, you should look up the Sex Maniacs Ball and the Rubber Ball details and you and your friends come down to them - pretty much anything goes on those evenings. One female friend of mine once went dressed from head to toe in Domanatrix gear with two guys on leashes.
Hysterical fun for all concerned!
I am really pleased you are up for exploring the "Edges" as I call them - not many people are now days!

xxx

lol - well. ok i understand!

Fine job by myself huh! I duno - i dont feel like im getting very far.

Edges? what do you mean by that? I find alot of people really into the BDSM stuff now. But maybe not to the extremes i take them...

x

No, I think that someone of your age has made a very promising start!
As for the "Edges", I mean that not many people seem to be (Well, people I know with one or two exceptions) up for letting themselves completely go and experience everything that sex has to offer.
I think in my time, I have done some very interesting things and have experienced some really good stuff that less open minds would ever come across.
When you say that you feel you are not getting very far - how "Far" do you want to go? Please feel free to mail me on my Hotmail address if you want to be completely descriptive. I realise that this is an open forum here so I apologise if I sometimes seem vague - but I can be fully frank via private mail.
If I can offer any advice or whatever to help you in whatever direction you want to go, then do by all means let me know!

x

Fair enough... a scary start mind! lol.

Maybe the other people really have been up to it but are too embarrassed to discuss in public. I find alot of quiet people who can seem abit prudish are into it all. I just know coz i can get people to open up to me!

Far... how far. Such a good question. Im not sure exactly coz im not sure where the limits are, but i guess a good start would be to find a long term master. But then im going to uni now so i dont want to be tied down i want some fun so its a no win situation.

If you feel there is something specific u want to say on email, then do so, but Im generally ok on here. I find the longer a thread is the less likely someone is to go wade-ing through it. lol.

Tell me - what do you do at Heathrow?

xx

*loiters singing to her buzzing friend*

"Buzzing Friend"? Say no more! Sorry for the silence, have been away for a long weekend

Heathrow? Yes. Well, used to be an Aircraft Engineer, tearing planes apart and putting them back together, great fun that was. Worked in loads of departments since but currently with Cabin Crew on systems project work.
Some of those women in those uniforms though...........good grief!

very long weekend no!?!?!

sounds confusing does ur job. So ur ground crew basically?

and was that a good good grief or a not good one? lol

x

Yes, Ground staff but working in the Cabin Crew department.
The "Good Grief" is me being a typical male surrounded by sometimes very attractive ladies in Stewardess uniforms.............!

The Long weekend was over in Los Angeles - had to do it. Weather was blue skies and upper 80's, so blissed out on the memory of that at the moment!

Ok... well i dont realy know what that means but sounds fun. Not all the trolley dollys and attractive monsieur...

my mum used to be one actually. before she had my bro. n my dad worked as head of PR or sumat along time ago too.

mmmm lovely time. Meet anyone special?

So your mum was a Cart Tart? Bet she has some good stories to tell then!

LA? Really went over for a bit of sun, beer and chilling. Stayed with someone who I had met with friends a few years ago - nothing "Relationship" wise, but she is a Transexual so was great fun to go out with. They certainly know how to party!

lol not a tart monsieur she was married! lol. Yes funny stories... blimey she looked sexy in her uniform... now that is odd for me to say that. Im very jealous of my parents their all lovey dovey... makes me feel all alone!

Mmmm sounds entertaining to say the least!!!! So do u ever flit between airports then?? x

Hey, you are not alone!Ever thought about being Crew yourself? You could live the most decadent of lifestyles being one of those!

I love flitting between airports - you do get to meet the most interesting people, like out in LA. I think you would fit right in, and I did take the liberty of telling Samantha (the TS) a little about you!
She seemed very interested in your experiences!

Iam alone... terribley alone. lol. I dont mean lacking in friends mind. I mean lonely emotionally and romantically. lol. Hope it'll change when i get to uni but no one seems to want me.

Maybe i would be crew. I'll have to see how stuff pans out after uni. Cept dont I need another language? Which i dont have...

What did u say bout me? xx

Nope, have to disagree. Based on what you have said on here, I love you to bits - you sound like you are great fun

Re Crew needing another language? Nope. Not any more you do not. Training is available in house for that if you wanted to learn!
Have a think about it though - and ask your mum, I am sure she will have some helpful words to say on the subject. I mean, you will still have your education to fall back on, right? So where is the harm in jetting round the world for a couple of years after all the hard work?

Ohhhhhhh - what did I say about you? Well, I mentioned to Samantha that I had chatted with someone who was Bi, into BDSM and your general conversations - she said (jokingly I think) that I should put you in touch if you were looking for training. I said I think that would be a bad idea and that you were not looking to go right off the rails - well, just yet.
Was I right? Although I have to confess that the thought of a Pre-Op Transexual "training" you was ever so slightly on the kinky side

Aww you love me do u? Bless u.. why? Im really not as forward in RL.

Hmmm im tempted by the crew thing then. My mum isnt really up for me following in her shoes. Plus she'd alwyas go on how it isnt like the old days, etc. We'll see. Depends how easily i get employed after my course...

Yes u were right. Im unlikely to be in LA anyway, lol. Tres amusing thought though.

So tell me. You ever likely to be in Brum? x

RL? No - nobody is ever as forward in the real world are they?

Dont know why your mum wouldnt want you to give it a go for a couple of years? We had a grad in our office last year on a management training scheme - she saw an internal ad for Crew and decided to go for it - and now she would not look back. She has basically given up everything she was going for, and now is having a ball!

Brum? Well, still car less at the moment. The driving ban ended at midnight last night () but the owner of the car I was going to buy has lost the Registration document. That means applying for a duplicate, which takes up to 6 weeks to come through........
So until then, I am cursed to remain on Public Transport.

Still - once a I get the car, who knows? Do you ever get down to London at all?

RL - real life.

Well maybe she'd be cool with it. We'll have to see. But i really enjoy what im going to do... hummmm

Brum as in Birmingham! Where Im moving to! lol. And i failed my test again - atleast be glad u have a licence!

Im thinking of bobbing down to london sometime to see my uncle. He lives in Highgate.

xx

Sorry to hear you failed your test - it is supposed to be a lot harder now isnt it? When I passed mine, pretty much all you had to do was drive in a straight line for 30 feet - as long as you didnt hit anyone, you were through. Think it was like that - such a long time ago now

Coming down here - if you do, then do let me know. Maybe we could do a pub lunch or something? Would be nice to put a voice to the face!

xx

Yep well thats all ages agon now


Brum is like wowowowowowowowow! Totally awesome...

Freshers week... still sloshed so this may make no sense at all
met Pat sharp last night... cool

Sounds like someone is having fun!