h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no i almost took my clothes off. I didnt actually. I thought that would be abit degrading of myself.

What if id been in your room mister??

If you had been in my room? Well, lets say that you would have been past Chapter 3 in the Master Guide book by now - and would be well into dressing you in proper clothing as your role demands........

*Thinks*
Life is either very good up there in Uni or I have offended her........

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

nope neither. net is not working in my halls.

at b/fs now so cant write big long reply...

x

now i fear i have offended you...

oh dear

well on the off chance i havent, then boingity boing boing and topped with icing sugar

x

No, not at all! Was just giving you all the time you need because I know how hectic it all gets. All still going well for you on the collar front?

mmmmmmm yes

but he's so stressed

what can i do to destress him? That isnt sex...?

Hows life in the doctors srgery?

De-Stress someone that doesnt include sex? Well, there is always the usual suprise meal out or a night away out in the country over the weekend or something. You could try a massage or even go to the movies, popcorn, pizza, etc, etc.

Failing that, you might just have to go back to the old favourite standby and shag his brains out.......

well it didnt get that far. i give up... whats so wrong with me?

Hiya

NOTHING is wrong with you at all. You just seem to have been unfortunate in meeting predatory males who really should know how to treat women but obviously still have to grow up.
I cannot help you in the selection process, but do trust me when Isay that that there is somebody for you out there

How you feeling hun? Wish I was there to buy you a drink and let you talk about it!

I should be fine. He proved to me how much of a %£$?&£* he actually is the other day.

He told me (less than a week after dumping me) that him and Abi were fighting and he was sick of her. Bad enough in its self. Then he spent all yesterday trying to justify to me why he dumped me despite why he claims he'd rather be with me than abi. The last night he tells a good friend of mine that hes going to dump abi at the weekend and he already knows who he'll be sh*ggin around with next week. I feel so used. And he must have known that would come back to me so why did he say it?

Been drunk for a week.

want to go to sleep and never wake up

I ache for you, I really do. This person obviously has a track record of setting out for personal gratification above all else. What to do? I would suggest that perhaps if all the female contingent knew what was going on, then maybe the sisterhood could effectively bond and boycott him. A nice thought...........lets hope word does get out and nobody has to go through what you just have.
Dont disapear - do keep talking to me and do remember that I am here for you.

Take care x

Sorry i disappeared. He's still playing with my head, but its ok coz i have a xander (new boy) but he's a little like a hobbit lol. Sweet n funny mind.

how is my favourite doc?

x

Favourite Doctor? You could get me struck off with comments like that !

Ho hum, doing ok - the usual really. Glad you have someone to lean on up there. Just be wary of opening up too much to someone new at this time of year!

Egad - Christmas is coming and I really need to go do some shopping.
You finished yet? What would you like Santa to bring you?

You OK up there? It just went all quiet and I was thinking of you!

Im sorry - i have loads of coursework and im so stupidly stressed. Sorry sorry sorry sorry... now im home for xmas anyway, but thats no let up from the work.

You wont get struck off now poppet!

Xantastical xander is lovely as ever. Though he lives nr brighton!!!!!! evil evil so far away.

Yeah i finished my shopping! Woo yip... me i want a george... grill thing. Or a beautiful long coat. U? What do you want?

You were thinkin of me really? What were you thinking?

Yes, was thinking of you! What was I thinking? Well some of it I admit was ......well........ahem.........but the rest was just worried that you had gone so quiet. Was worried about you!
Hope you got your Grill thing AND the coat - and whatever anyone else may have got you. What did I want? Well, what I ended up with was the usual mix of jumpers and DVD's but what I really wanted was a sex life back

Still - lets see what the new year brings shall we?
Hope your New Years was a blast!

xx

Was erm...? what monsieur? Wont you tell me?

Sorry been so quiet. Stressed with exams and coursework and well... its not easy to get on from my hall either coz the connection is shoddy. but it'll be ok in the end. I've not run away and i always check my email some how so try that.

Your x-life back? Where did it run to?

What DVDs?

Aye new years was great... and so was my brithday. I have the coolest thing in the world - a suspended globe in mid airy thing... lol. hard to explain...

whens ur bday?

Glad to hear you had a good time over the new year, and the floaty globe thing does sound cool!
As for me - well, the X life has gone for a burton due to the apparent and total lack of busty bisexual nymphomaniacs (BBN's)who might happen to fancy me. I hear there is a global shortage at the moment, so it cant just be me looking in the wrong places.............

DVD's? Well, got Return Of The King (extended version), SPiderman 2, Day after tomorrow, Whats New Pussycat and finally the DVD copy of Interview with a vampire (although the Vampire chronicle books are far better)

My birthday? Middle of May - seems so far off considering the worldwide shortage of BBN's.............. If you meet any, do pass on my details!