h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1.... awwww how adorable!
2.... Did that not make you blind? And you did that in Physics? Not Chemistry?
3.... How bad was it? WAs it like you were sposed to be sleeping with both or not coz if it werent i cant imagine it would be that hard. Did you get caught in the end?
4.... Where?
5.... Why did she want to commit suicide? What did you do? ;p
6.... Lol. Well I'd have said yes. But hey i'm not it love am i so... hmmmm
7.... did you hurt the wall? Did you say sorry?
8.... mean child
9.... cool
10... Are you disaster man? Natural disasters follow you around? (teasing)
11... see 10
12... Thats disgraceful. Tell me more
13... Never done that. But i have been driven down the run way at heathrow in a fire engine (ssssh dont tell anyone)
14... so you said. Mmmmm.... now thats dedication for you.

very good. Now i dont know where to start. Give me a push in the right direction. Im only 18 after all... and very innoccent at that

Morning!

The alcohol thing? Yup - Physics, never did Chemistry. Actually it tasted foul but if you added it to bog standard lager, you ended up with Special Brew. We certainly had the happiest tent on that particular school holiday!

The two girlfriends? One was sweet-as-apple-pie girl next door type, the other was a split skirt, plunging top and stockings vamp type girl. One was in the kitchen, the other in the living room. Mum then arrived home, said hello to Evette (the vamp) and then her jaw hit the floor when she went through and saw Leigh (Apple pie girl) in the kitchen.
She "Discreetly" said I should get one out of the house(very understanding was mum) but couldnt get round to it for about half an hour. Was sleeping with both (seperatley, more's the pity) and never did get caught for the 4 months it was going on. Ahhhhh, the good old days!

Wanted to commit suicide? Because of the booze induced state I was in apparently, but with hindsight I think she was just being daft!

The swapping thing? Damn, wish I had as this other woman was in a teeny bikini at the time and looked very nice indeed........LOL
Who knows - it might have opened up the marraige a bit and led onto a whole new scene but instead I ended up with sensible, boring, zzzzzzzzzz
Still! That is all history now!

The faked fatal mugging? You would have been proud of me. Oscar material if I say so myself. I just knew we would not have got our money back, and the place was bug infested so we did feel justified.

The Earthquake? Brilliant. Everything was wobbling about including the car we were in (stationary at the time). Weird thing was that all the trees were stationary - dead still while everything else was wobbling!
Would definately recommend it.

Right, O gorgeous one - As for pushing you in the right direction, well what can I say? I have a sneaking suspicion that under that "very innocent" exterior, there is a bundle of pent up fun waiting to explode. I will settle for one outrageous thing that has happened, and one you would like to happen - hows that?

Naughty boy!!!! Grrr.... sleeping with both... tuts... nuff said. Arent mums great!

As for the rest of it... you should be ashamed of yourself.... tut tut.... i think your the sort of boy who'd like to be bent over and spanked. Am i right?









tough.

One outrageous thing that isnt sad and upsetting but off the wall and fun... tricky.... Did i tell you about the cradle snatching?? Lol. Not really. Ok last crimbo at the crimbo ball i ended up giving head to this bloke from my orchestra who's just a weeney bit younger than me. We havent spoken since. The fun part is that all his friends were asking what id done and me being so innocent i didnt know what to say so i think i may have implied that he was awful and stuff. That doesnt sound so rique does it. Im not sure... nudge me again in a new direction.... Ohhhhh! Cucumbers and my ex girlfriend. Theres always tat one.

As for one too happen... lol. I want to find my master. lol. Older man, dominating but protective... i think im prone to be an exhibitionist.... so we'll see.... help me again!

I ended up giving head to this bloke from my orchestra who's just a weeney bit younger than me - we havent spoken since.
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WOW! Not spoken since? In my humble opinion, there is no such thing as "Bad" head, so cannot for the life of me understand why he would be so silent! I would have been jumping round the room myself........!
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Ohhhhh! Cucumbers and my ex girlfriend. Theres always tat one.
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Ah, yes. The old "Girlfriend and the Cucumbers" thing. Shame you and Evette (My old stockings/suspenders "Vamp" girlfriend) never met - she would have approved!
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As for one too happen... lol. I want to find my master. lol. Older man, dominating but protective... i think im prone to be an exhibitionist.... so we'll see....
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Exhibitionist, eh? I went to a party recently where that would have been very useful! As for the Master - you are obviously looking in the wrong places. If you were in the London area I could definately help you there as I have some experience in that area. If you can think of anyway I can get a copy of the "Sleeping Beauty" book to you, then do let me know - you will see what I mean!
I would like you to mail me privately - would you be ready for that?

ooo! mister!

Lol... well considering i think i know partly why he wont talk to me (aside fro it being crap)... i was one of about 20 in the night. I just went abit further than the rest. And also he got his mates to ask me all this stuff but i just blew them off let alone him. So think he had nowt left to chase and his dignity to keep in tact. That lovely insident is a bench mark for my friends. (oh dear...) btw for my most recent c*ck up check out my most recent journal entry... couple of posts into it is what happened at last nights ball...

lol... i also get teased about the cucumbers alot. Little to say on that.

Really what happened at this party then? What experience and let me see.... Dont want a master right now, just in a few years. lol.

You make private mail sound scary... eeek. Its not. I'l bloke you if i dont want to read it... [email protected]

I told you you would ignore me! Grrr... I'm off on holiday now be back around august 20th... you have til then to reply to this buster! x

Hiya

Hope you had a great holiday! I did reply - honest - to your email address! I have been out of sorts lately after an operation but I am back now if all is forgiven?

what opertaion? u okokokokokokokokok? going to turkey!

Hiya

Good luck on the Hols! The operation was for a Hernia, four weeks off, dont lift anything, blah blah blah. Still - back at it all now!
Hope you have a good time and we can have a chat when you get back - did you get my picture I sent on the mail?

Is there anybody there? Are you back yet?

Jus landed a few days ago. Wooo! I'm all brown n sexy now!

Ouch nasty... hope you feeling better!

Yep got the picture... very nice.

Missed me? x

Hey, all brown and Sexy!

Course I missed you! Tell me all about the Hols then - any holiday romances?

Sexy with a big growed up S huh?

Not really im afraid... lots of flirty waiters and i played my normal games of public transport flirting. Beet my record. On this boat down the bosphorus right and had 3 guys all flirting and stuff. Kinda fun. But then one starts taking pics of me on his phone. Now that was odd. Not had that before.

Anyway... do you want to know what happened w me last night??

Me and my two best friends. Need i say more (ones male ones female)... not full blown sex... me n him were playing w her til she came. Fun fun fun... made me feel abit better about me. But then i dont have a probelm w giving, i have a prob w receiving... so. hmmm

xx

I agree that the holiday "Romances" pale into insignificance compared to the experience you described! I did something similar once when I was in some girls flat and we went the whole way while her friend watched and had "Fun" by herself. We did ask her to join in but it was her first time I dont think she was drunk enough!
Anyway - never happened since so where do you find these people nowadays?
Not jealous............much!

lol! HAH! You find them amound your closest friends... most ppl i know who done that have been bi though too... how many people have youbeen with then mister brag-a-lot?? xx

Brag a Lot?
Number of people? Well a rough count is 38 women and about 12 blokes in various permutations up to a group of 8. Shock Horror - I said it!
I also think it is far more acceptable for a girl to come out and say she is Bi rather than a guy, dont you think?
Ever considered going somewhere like the Sex Maniacs or Rubber Ball in London? I think that would be right up your street!

Yes Brag-a-lot... everything i done you always go one better.

38!!!!!!! *feigns horror* scary. But i spose your older than me and male so there we are.

Does that mean you are bi? I would agree with you, save to say that people can be alot more open about it on here i find.

What is the sex maniacs or rubber ball? Sounds like a fetishes club??

Ok then if we're being blunt...

What's the youngest girl you've been with (in relation to your age)...?

Continuing on this line... do you think there is call for a fetishes society here on hootoo?? or is there one already i missed? x

Morning!

Fetishes society on here? Nice idea, but I think the reaction would be by the general public
Yes, have to admit that I am the dreaded "B" word (Bi) and it is very difficult to actually bring up the subject if you are a guy. Everyone immediately assumes that you are gay!

The Sex Maniacs and Rubber Ball are annual events held in London, and are evenings devoted to the more debauched members of society (Bless them all)
If you wanted to go, you can do a search on them in Google to get all the details!
Youngest girl in relation to my age? Well, that would be 16 years younger than me when she was 18 - great fun actually!

hmm i think your right... oh well *feels flat* could have been such fun!

It isnt a dreaded B word at all! I dont assume your gay at all. My best friend (matt) is bi but i know he still tends to girls, and im bi but i still tend to boys, so... its cool.

I'm debauched am i??? I'll have you know that im really very naive! I just want to be de-innocenced... lol

I can imagine that'd be funny. Sorry if this was too close for comfort. Im trying not to ask u anything i wouldnt answer myself, but i can b pretty open so if im scaring ou sorry...

xxx