h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, didnt offend at all!

My song? Blimy. CanI choose several depending on mood? OK then - one for driving home from work after a bad day - has to be "Cop Killer" by Bodycount.
One for driving into work on a warm sunny day "Boys of Summer" Don Henly.
Best dance round your handbag Club Classic? Has to be "From East To West" by Voyage (1978 - you were not born AARRGGHH!!)
Best rock track for driving? "Light In The Black" by Rainbow or "Rebel Yell" by Sir Billy Idol.
Best Luurve song? "When The Cops Come Knocking" by Maxwell - on his "Urban Suite" album
Best Feelgood song that makes me grin whatever is going on? "Footloose" by Kenny loggins.

There are literally LOADS I could choose!
How bout you?

Lol.... i love it when older people think i've never heard of songs that came out in the 70s lol. hee hee. Ok let me see - under the same catagories....
one for driving home from work after a bad day - "Be Like That" by 3 Doors Down, a little heard of American Rock band. They're huge over there but hardly anyone knows them here.
One for driving into work on a warm sunny day "Peaches" The Stranglers - classic old punk rock.
Best dance round your handbag Club Classic? Don't like club classics - too cheesy. Don't think i can think of one.
Best rock track for driving? "Money" Flying Lizards or "I am the Fly" by Wire or "Weak" by Skunk Anansie
Best Luurve song? "Without You I'm Nothing" by Placebo
Best Feelgood song that makes me grin whatever is going on? "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monty Python

Hows that? x

Good Choices!!
I know the "Dance rtound the Handbag" stuff is very cheesy, but almost without exception the local clubs 70's or Club Classics night is packed out!
You must be the rare exception!! LOL x

I just have a strong dislike of cheese. lol.

So go on, ask me sumat! x

Ask you?

Ummmmmmmm

If you could have lived in another age in another life, what would it have been?

Probably the Victorian Era coz id get to be an elegant lady in a sexy long bodiced dress and there'd be all that luscious victorian punishment. Or then again maybe the 1920s coz i mean look at those ladies. True sex appeal!

A splendid choice, but you do not have to go back to Victorian times for punishment, there is still lashings of that around today

The 20's were good as well and as you say, very sexy. Especially when the stockings first appeared.........good grief!

lol. typical male you are! And the difference between victorian punishment and present day punishment is that back then it was real pain. No people being too careful.

Stockings... mmmm

Yup, your average typical male - hang on a minute! No M'am, positively NOT your average bloke! I have vices they havent even named yet!
And who is being careful these days? LOL Out with them I say and give them a damn good real Victorian style thrashing!

Have to agree though, forget your atom bomb - Stockings are THE ultimate weapon mmmm!

Really and what are these vices for???? Grrr. Its so noisy here! Sorry.... stressed. First exam in 19 days. AAaaaaagh!

The ultimate weapon indeed but secretly there are only 7 pairs in the whole world... hahaha! Tell me things!

Exam in 19 days?? AARRGGHH!! I wish you all the best with it.
And what is this about there only being 7 pairs in the world? There has to be at least 12, surely otherwise they would always be in the wash?
Tell you things?
I would love to tell you things as well, but what would the dear moderators say? Have you read "Exit To Eden" by Anne Rampling, or "The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty" by A N Roquelaure?
Stunning reads that will tell you so many things.........!
Failing that, send me a message via Ican and I can tell you all about it!

lol. only 7 pairs. More than one wash a week. Ever watch coupling?

Not read either of them, and what is it you want to tell me that cantr due to the moderators?

Meow!

LOVE Coupling! And you really should read either of those books - scrounge, borrow or buy copies, but read them and you will know exactly what would give the moderators the hump!

Wooo! Did you see the epsiode on Monday night? First in the 4th series?? They're writing out Jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we talking nancy drew type books here? Mild erotica?

Hiya

Taped the episode and still have to watch. Jeff going?? Oh Blimy!
The books? Lets say Advanced erotica shall we? If you cant get hold of them try scanning the net for reviews, that should give you an idea.
There are three volumes in the "Sleeping Beauty" series by the way!

*cries* It looks that way though it may just be a romour.

Well huni... if thats what you like reading maybe i should send you some of the stuff ive written???

Stuff you have written? Do feel free to send - I am dead curious now!
Did you manage to find any reviews or anything on the net for the books I mentioned?

lol... i cant send it on here i'll get go to www.satinslippers.com You'll get the idea. My stuffs under a different name...

Will have a look tonight then! What name do you go by there, or would you prefer not to mention it here

Im not mentioning it anywhere... lol. Just look at the BDSM stroies section. You'll get the idea. lol.