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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
Son of a b*tch. I just had that decorated!
*grabs assault rifle from Gregg and shoots each of the attackers between the eyes with frightening precision. Soon there are only smoking corpses left*
*blows over muzzle of rifle*
NOBODY f*cks with the Llama!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Gregg]I thought going nuts was my thing!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
*shrug*He did ruïn my wallpaper.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Gregg]what do you do if they spill blood on the carpit?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
kill them, of course.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
#Gregg looks at the corpses#
[Gregg]One little problem...They're already dead
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
That is about the lousiest excuse I've ever heard.
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Gregg]Look at that!
#Gregg distracts Ralph by pointing out a window while some of the Imperal Guard throw a sheet over the damage their stray bullets caused to the oppsite wall#
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 28, 2003
*looks*
You've smudged the portholesYou'll clean that!!
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 28, 2003
[Nibel] How about fighting the Enemy instead of each other! I want the gun-decks up and running ASAP!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 2, 2003
Go stick a bunny up your bum SIR
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Apr 2, 2003
Hey, that's no way to talk to your captain! Is this mutiny? I'm on whoever's side has pizza! 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 2, 2003
[Nibel]I'm the one who decides what the chef serves...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Apr 2, 2003
And suppose I like Pizza!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Apr 2, 2003
Actually I'm with the captain to the end! But I'm also very silly to the end as well.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 3, 2003
I did say sir!
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The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 Posted Apr 4, 2003
(quietly) Hey, uh it looks like I'm talking to the Gundecks, but they are supposed to have been boarded by now.... Hey I know, I'll use that old Vogon trick.... (loudly) Hello whoever you are! I just want to make it totally clear that you're not at all welcome! Go stick a firework up your bottom! Honk! Squawk! And other various noises that we don't normally get a chance to practice in our daily routines as well! You'd better leave now or I'm going to have to do some serios impressions!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 7, 2003
clear the line, *sshole!
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recrash Posted Jul 11, 2003
[Karma] "And YOU will report to my office for an impending court-martial!"
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jul 11, 2003
[Gregg]Well it looks like the Ememy are falling back...
{gregg}We've lost 6 cannon, It won't be a problem in the long run!
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- 42: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
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- 44: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
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- 46: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
- 47: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 27, 2003)
- 48: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
- 49: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 28, 2003)
- 50: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 28, 2003)
- 51: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 2, 2003)
- 52: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Apr 2, 2003)
- 53: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 2, 2003)
- 54: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Apr 2, 2003)
- 55: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Apr 2, 2003)
- 56: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 3, 2003)
- 57: The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42 (Apr 4, 2003)
- 58: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 7, 2003)
- 59: recrash (Jul 11, 2003)
- 60: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jul 11, 2003)
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