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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
And why is there dust on this console?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 20, 2003
[Rating] Standing orders, sir. All non-essential personnel to evacuate the Gun Decks during a combat situation. This includes the cleaning staff...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
Okay, where's the broom-cupboard?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 20, 2003
Oh, I'll find it myself.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 21, 2003
*Red Alert sirens sing out, but before anyone can arm their weapons, a new order comes in.*
[Nibel] All hands! Brace for Impact!
*The Gun Crew begin securing their weapons, sealing Bulkheads, and ensuring minimal damage will be suffered from the attack.*
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Covert Bob Posted Mar 21, 2003
Fighter and bommer squadrons just launched, they need support, get defence turrets to give them cover.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 24, 2003
The forward cannons are disabled!
Forward cannons are disabled
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 24, 2003
[Rating] Sir! Enemy boarding teams are attempting to board!
*There is a deafening explosion, as melta-charges blow a hole in the hull, and enemy boarders begin their attack.*
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 24, 2003
#greggs rallys the imperal guard on the gundeck#
[Gregg]Stand your ground!, Duck and cover!
#The imperal guard are giving a wide ark of cover and have driven the boarders to a standstill. Greggs gets an outflanking party ready in the bulkhead behind, to come in on the boarders exposed side corridor#
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 25, 2003
You can't come aboard here! This is a very sensitive area! You could damage some very expensive equipment!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 26, 2003
[Gregg]Take cover you fool!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
Who are you calling a fool! Go play somewhere else! People could get hurt!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Gregg]you think we have a choice?
#gregg waves the Imperal Guard into line with a Bolt Gun#
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
*plucks gun from Gregg's hand*
What do you think this is, a toy! Don't wave it about, you'll put somebody's eye out!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
*plucks gun from Gregg's hand*
What do you think this is, a toy! Don't wave it about, you'll put somebody's eye out!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
[Gregg]You could take someones head off with that
#Lifts an assalt cannon from a locker#
[Gregg]I think you might have to defend yourdelf in a moment
#Explosions echo as the borders use some sort of grenade, then charge the lines#
[Gregg]We can use some of these gun limbers as cover
#Crouches and fires#
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 27, 2003
Mind the wallpaper!
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Mar 27, 2003
#a high calbre shell embeds itself in the wall millimetres from ralphs head
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- 25: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 20, 2003)
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- 27: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 21, 2003)
- 28: Covert Bob (Mar 21, 2003)
- 29: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 24, 2003)
- 30: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 24, 2003)
- 31: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 24, 2003)
- 32: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 25, 2003)
- 33: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 26, 2003)
- 34: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 27, 2003)
- 35: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
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- 38: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Mar 27, 2003)
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