h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If i were to quit my job, I would be sure to go about it in a most peculiar and upsetting manner.


Step One: Come to work as usual, begin working as usual, then proceed to paint everything in sight blue. This would include, but not be limited to, pencils, erasers, papers, important documents, etc.

Step Two: Start singing Leann Rimes' "Blue" (which in itself is slightly unnerving) while staring at coworkers. When i say staring at coworkers, i mean picking a specific coworker, staring at them nonstop for a period of about an hour, then switching to the next coworker for an hour, so on and so forth.

Step Three: Drop on the ground and flop like a fish. It might help to tell everyone that you ARE a fish.

Step Four: The previous step would have probably landed you in the manager's office, at which point you should repeat everything he or she says in a unmistakibly mimicking tone. When he has had about enough, continue. After a little while longer, stop, thank him for his time, and leave the building with both arms stretched out to the side, knocking over and objects (or coworkers) they might encounter. Never come back again.

Remember, you have an insanely large amount of money. You could do just what you have said, but during the day, without anyone noticing, set up very large safety mats outside the bosses window (this works best if your bosses office is above the fourth floor). Make sure everything is very safe, and after mimicking him, thank him for his time, bid him adu, and promptly jump out the window. with that much money i'm sure that you could make it safe enough to be done.

Now THAT is lunacy with STYLE!! I Like it!!

i think one would find it quite difficult to set up very large safety mats outside the bosses window during the day without anyone knowing (or removing the safety mats without you knowing, which would make for a very messy exit. It would, however, have the desired effect.)

Hum... I still like the first ending... as long as you make "zrooooommmmmmm" noises, cause you're an airplane... but then that wouldn't cause my coworkers to notice cause I tend to do that anyways