A Conversation for Talking Point: Fantasy Resignations

Fake me

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I'd keep the win a secret and then work half a day as normal. I'd have to use this time to hide a miniature webcam and wireless network transmitter on my desk. Maybe I could also have a book about Voodoo magic displayed prominently on my desk during the morning.

Then at lunchtime I'd have a friend somehow sneak in some kind of animal (dog, frog, gecko, 8ft boa constrictor, sloth- the more exotic the better) and a set of clothes identical to the ones I've been wearing all day. Drop the animal on/in the pile of clothes at my desk when no-one is looking and sneak out, never to return.

I could then watch the fun from the car park thanks to the webcam and a laptop.


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