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Post 81

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

yeah but we were ment to be living on the moon in1999


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Post 82

Evilist

I dont really wish to die, but i would rather not be living to be so old that bits of me start to drop off.... That is rather disturbing to think about.... and anyway, this millennium hype has all gone on a bit too long now. It doesn't feel any different to last year. I was waiting for midnight, and expecting us to instantly to turn into super advanced people, with silver clothes and robotic pets, and houses that can clean themselves, and flying cars, and food pills... But nothing happened...


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Post 83

Bluebottle

The moon was supposed to explode and leave our solar system on the 13th September 1999 - I was very upset.


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Post 84

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

+++kay!?!?+++


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Post 85

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

It would've looked good, I grant you, but then we'd have no tides!

Imagine how this would affect crappy seaside holidays where the tide goes out about 10 miles. It would never, ever come in.

Not that you'd really want to go anywhere near the sea round there.


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Post 86

Bluebottle

No, and why would you, when we've got our very own beach that conforms to HRASC standards? (BTW - the moon exploding bit was in "Space 1999")


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Post 87

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

we know!


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Post 88

Bluebottle

Oh, sorry... Just thought you didn't with the "????"


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Post 89

Jenny and Fred the cheese

but, there are people living on the moon aren't there? wat about Elvis?


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Post 90

Bluebottle

Who is Elvis?


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Post 91

Roasted Amoeba

He's some guy living somewhere on this planet who's supposed to be dead... or something like that...


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Post 92

Bluebottle

Oh yes - that chap who wasn't the Beatles and therefore is no-one - or was there a Elvis researcher?


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Post 93

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

There are a couple, but they're those really boring researchers who do one post and then never touch the site again. Punks.


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Post 94

Bluebottle

They really annoy me - or to be more precise - the one called Bluebottle really annoys me. I AM BLUEBOTTLE and I was Bluebottle first, so there!


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Post 95

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I know. It's terrible. Some people have no manners.


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Post 96

Roasted Amoeba

Well, I can't say I've come across anybody else called Roasted Amoeba yet...


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Post 97

Bluebottle

How about Toasted Amoeba?


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Post 98

Gorgonzola high goddess of cheese

i thought he just got a sprout in his head, uh you have to read Robert Rankin to get that.


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Post 99

Jenny and Fred the cheese

but of course i've read Armagedon the musical, none of those that came after though, not sure why. I really liked garden of unearthly delights and greatest show off earth.


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Post 100

Jenny and Fred the cheese

Toast


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