h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

good for you,an american who likes tea, hmmmmmmm.... why are all americans monty python freaks? it's good but britain has had better

Monty python was good. I can vouch for that, and i liked that monty python night a couple of months back. The exploding kitten was i nice touch. It just goes to show that British humour is very different to american, and much better as we dont seem to get many cult american shows over here, (except for the likes of friends and other such sit coms) but once more proving the supremicy of british over the rest of the world. And if France dont stop refusing ouyr beef, I am going to ram a topside of it down their froggy throats. And One more thing - Why do americans have to ruin our words by taking out the gh's and shoving z's all over the place (that is ZED , nnot ZEE) and basically making our language too easy to learn for foreigners. I love to hear Germans stuggeling over Cough and Bough and Through , without all this 'say what you see' americanism by butting coff and bow and thru and CHANGING NIGHT TO NITE. RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And yes i will be hitting you with a hat.

I personallythink that britain should force every country to speak english thus riding the world of war because you don't need a translater that changes words to see what happens(dam them!)oh and there won't be any one with annoying accents

Yes there would be annoying accents. Americans speak english and have annoying accents, people in Liverpool which is in elngland, also speak, surprisingly, english and have incredibally annoying accents. So teaching them our language would not rid us of this problem. razz.

i agree about the language thing but you cannot get rid of accents. An accent can be extremely atractive, as i'm sure i've mentioned the irish accent is the sexiest accent on earth.

I dont know why, but all the irish teachers i have all are impossible to understand. And they are all evil. But that is just where i live probably.

I've got a scottish french teacher and she's both 1 annoying and 2 evil you try understanding french with a scottish accent

Bonjoor me wee class, Juh swee un Proffesur Frankais pour voo.

I get the idea.

Oh and theres the reminessing(still can't spell)

Hello

WHERE IS JENNY?

I no no

i here, sorry i go, I have got more h/w than you can shake a totem pole at. *shakes totem pole inafectually* see?

I have a very effective way of dealing with that it's called don't do it and find a very good excuse why you haven't done it(ie:my dog used it as a toilet)

i couldn't agree more, have you noticed how much our excuses have changed since we were computerised? instead of 'the dog ate my homework' it's 'the dog peed in my keyboard' or 'the dog ran off with my disk and stowed away on a space probe, he is now on the way to mars with my french homework'

Another neat escuse that actually works, is the 'my printer is broken' excuse. You can go up to a week without doing anywrok by using these 4 magical words. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

there's always my disks don't run on these computers(don't tell them the school ones have emutalors)

My disks don't run on any computers. I've got an iMac. I don't have any floppy disks

iMacs are crap. They were invented by some git to rip off PC's. They cost way too much, and you cant upgrade them by opening them up. They used to be better than pc's, but now PCs are way better, and are way cheaper. Anyone who buys an imac is either deranged or just plain dumb.



HAHAHAHA. I am the master of all Evil and i know everything. No one can stop me now. (sound of hysterical laughter. Gunshots)

yeah what is the point of apples they're crap