h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"It is better to copulate than never."--Robert A. Heinlein, *Time Enough for Love*, Intermission


B4thesheetsgetcold

Oops! I am SO sorry. I thought we were doing a "Change the Subject Line" game here, as well. My mistake. Carry on...

As if you haven't been already.


B4ireturn2theAtelier

"The guilty flee when no man pursues" - Isaac Asimov.

As you may have guessed, I wish to join.

Oh, hello everyone!! Darth and I have been in school all day and that is why the wait was so long. Thank you for all of your quotes. Darth will be along momentarily to add you all to the guild. Until then there is a game you can play and don't forget to keep random quoting.
Chauncey

"Why sometimes I've believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast!"
[Queen to Alice --in Wonderland]

"It wasn't me." - Bart Simpson

hi
can i join?
there's too may quotes to choose from
"always tell the truth, that way u never have to remember anything."
--Mark Twain
"don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
--J.R.R. Tolkien
"if ur flamed in a group u don't read, does anybody get burnt?"
--who knows?
Chris Taylor

"It is time that we prove all prophecies are false, that no one can know the future" His Divine Shadow, Lexx

Count me in.

The quote I've had on my user page has always been:

"Any fool can look at the stars. It takes wit to live in the gutter." - Emo Zatopek

"you can in wish in one hand, and crap in the other, and see which gets filled first" the old dad, Grumpier Old Men

You want me to post my quote HERE??? arighty then, here goes...

"Crucifiction. Nasty, eh?"
"Well, it could be worse."
"Worse!?!"
"You could be stabbed."
"Stabbed? It takes a moment! Crucifiction takes days."
"At least it gets you out in the open air."

Or if that is too in context, then perhaps:

"Quote me as saying 'I was misquoted'" - Groucho Marx

Hope that does the trick. Hopefully I'll have a member section up soon enough.

A people whose primary aims are driving, shopping and television are subject to terrorism at anytime.

from Ten November by Steven Dietz

Here's a few more from my esteemed cow-orker C.Bartlett

"I tried pessimism; but I knew it wouldn't work."

"If you really loved me; you woudn't resort to emotional blackmail"

"If you behead three or more dogs when you mow your lawn, you might be a redneck"

"If you own a house that's mobile and five cars that aren't, you might be a redneck"

"if at the square dance the barker yells 'ho down' and your date hits the floor, you might be a redneck"

~Jeff Foxworthy

*phew* oookay!! The following people:
Hiroshi, Dr. Unscrupulous, Squidgy, His Divine Shadow, Uncle Ghengis, B4, Hussassan the Silicon Samurai, Dragonjuice, Captain Kebab, ChrisTaylor,Wowbagger, and Hellboundforjoy.

You will ALL be added to the list of members (Uncle Ghengis and His Divine Shadow are already there) as soon as I'm done with my Thankksgiving Dinner! I'm SO GLAD we have so many new members!
And Wowbagger, Sir...it's a real honor having you as a member of my club

Your founder,
Darth Zaphod

thanks Darth Zaphod, is there a badge?

OK,I missed out with my first try, so I try again.
"life is just a basin full of crap from which we must constantly suck". Phragmites.

ok second try ...

"I want a sandwich named after me." -- Jon Stewart

aXr

Oops! Sorry Lugworm and AXR, I missed your names my 1st time through (I lost my list of names and Unumbers so I had to write you all down again) I'll get you added!

Sorry, there isn't a badge. I'm petitioning the art community to make me one, but not much is being done right now

DZ

"if at first you don't succeed, try and try again"

Satisfied?