h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here it goes, it's a bit long....


There's no earthly way of knowing,
Which direction we are going,
There's no knowing where we're rowing,
Or which way the river's flowing,
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing,
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
'Cause the rowers keep on rowing,
And they're certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!

AAAH! WILLY WONKA and the Chocolate Factory! For the first time in the history of this game I knew a QUOTE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Said by Willy Wonka, Gene Wilder, in case you needed that

DZ

Nice job KAtie, but I was wondering if maybe with your next quote you might move the quote back to the quote thread?
Chauncey

yes I will. Here I go.

DZ

OK I'm going to try again... I obviously left my last quote and plea to join in a broom cupboard which is visited only twice a decade by a tea lady in laddered tights.

Please may I join and:

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission
Eleanor Roosevelt, diplomat, author, and lecturer (1884-1962)

Sorry if I missed you, rcurls--you're on!

DZ

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx

Despite which.....

"Confound those who have said aour remarks before us"
Aelius Donatus (c.3rd Century BC?)

A good quote about the problem of quotes - it's hard to say anything truly original!

Can i join, or are you anti-simian like the smiley index?
<'can't believe there's no "monkey" smiley' smiley>

Does anyone know how to get a new smiley made? I've read people campaigning for new smileys before, but am a smiley novice - a lowly dis-smile-ple, if you will. (Please don't.)

The word 'smiley' has now lost what small meaning it once had. Smiley, smiley...

Ahem. Sorry. What? Oh, quotes.

This week, i ar been mostly quoting.....Classic Rock.

"I got blisters on my fingers!"
- A Beatle

Ahem....

"My God! In twenty four hours I'll be married to a walrus!"
-Blackadder

"Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it."
Michel de Montaigne, essayist (1533-1592)

Now where was I.....

I love that there is a guild for this. My best friend and I have done this for so long that we no longer need to speak in proper English to one another.

"If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce it tastes much more like prunes than rhubarb does."

Hello all, and thank you for the quotes. If you would like to join, Darth will be along momentarily to add you to the list. In the mean time go and join in the RQG game. Also, make sure to check out the front page today, the RQG is mentioned. Once again thanks for the quotes.
Chauncey

Yes please, I would like to join. Quoting unaffiliated just isn't the same.

"EH-CHU-TA"
"How Rude"

-Random Protocol Droid and C3PO, The Empire Strikes Back.

All of the above are added

DZ

"I gotta get drunk and i sure do dread it, cause i know just what im gunna do, gunna spend my money, callin everybody honey and wind up singin the blues!"-willie nelson, gotta get drunk

"The fat man walks alone" Empire Records

"Sorry I'm late, but I wasn't on time"
-Ryan Stiles

"Would you like some toast?" -Talkie Toaster...
Can I join?

Hola Lamppost, how are you? DZ will be along momentarily to add you to the wonderful list of guild members!!
Chauncey