h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Tracer jumps up and bights Yo in his glutious maximus*

[Yo] IEEEEEEEEEE!! Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

*runs around with a dog hanging on to his butt*

*scratches vest to release odour of tetanus jab in the other cheek*
You can't be too careful with animal bites.
*Hovers finger over Rabies Jab into belly stain and looks at Yo.*
Do you think this may be necessary?

*Tracer lets go, and retrieves his papers from the other room, showing that he's had all his shots, and drops them at Vestboy's feet.*

By the way, I hope you guys don't think I'm a complete I can get a little opinionated sometimes, and I don't always share them in the right way. I feel bad for what happened with Red Dog, but I hope you guys see that I had good intentions. I want to continue playing, but if you guys don't want me to, I'll relinquish my position.

*Reads papers and pats Tracer gingerly on the head. Withdraws finger from rabies jab stain.*
You're lucky there Yo. That isn't pleasant.

How could I turn away someone I was engaged to! I can only speak for me but so long as we all play nicely I don't want anyone to leave.

*watches*

I don't want anyone - hero, villain or unaligned - to leave, either

*stumbles and trips over the bucket, which splurges its contents all over the floor*



Oops, sorry!

*Reads side of bucket*
"In case of fire drink this."
*Sniffs contents of bucket.*
That would calm your nerves I think.

Hmph!

I am *not* going to lick the contents of the bucket up off the floor!

*looks offended*

(Ashamed and confused... )
I don't know why he left... I specifically said that was my never my intention... I really hate when that stuff happens.

Thank you, Scandea, for at understanding my point, and I'm sorry to everyone out there for all the trouble I'm sure I caused. Red Dog was a good person, and I really regret (and wish I understood WHY) that he just left.

(Probably the youngest here, at the not-quite-human-yet age of 17)

hugs for everyone, particularly Red Dog (if he's lurking), Red Fox and Scandrea

I think you should lick it off the floor. You don't want to disobey the instructions.
*Crouches down and licks some up. Smiles, carries on licking and rubs vest on floor to pick up stain.*

*Tracer walks into the other room, and returns with a bottle of syrup of ipecac, just in case.*

Thanks! I feel bad for what happened with RD, but I'm glad I'm still welcome!

YEAH!! GROUP !!! *somehow rounds everyone up for a big group*

Do you mind! That's not my shoulder you've got hold of while I'm bending over!

In any case, I'm in prison contemplating whatever it is I did.

For better or worse.

Red Fox. That last comment was which means it was 'true'. Did you mean that? Are you contacting us from prison? I may be getting confused here!

No no, not RL prison. Just "Out of Continuity", as in, "I'm not presently in this forum, I am just discussing in it". I personally am not a fellon, but My online persona is a super villan, and in jail, and it would probably be hard to be here and in prison at the same time.