h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Yes, I built another one, and it's mroe or less like the first, in the sort of way that it looks a bit like that lovely little (complete crap) dojo done in the Matrix, but with a great deal more style and various different types of weaponry mounted to the walls in an aestetically pleasing manner. There are great large windows which let in the cool breeze coming off the sea.*

My goodness.

This house reminds me of an old Police call box I once knew...

*A young man walks into the dojo. He seems quite plain, neither thin nor obese. His face looks like a hundred others, and is clean shaven. He is dressed simply, with a navy blue buttoned dress shirt and black pants. He shirt hangs out for asian style, and he walks barefoot to the center of the room, admiring the various weapons on the wall.*

Interesting, very interesting. So this is Jade's second dojo. I suppose the fact that it is aestheticly pleasing would lull the foolish into a false sense of security. But as a studier of the philosophies of beauty, I think this enviorment demonstrates a heightened sense of awareness from its inhabitant. Just because I sharp sword is beautiful, I will not allow it to seduce me to a compromising stupor of admiration. I must say that Jade has does well for herself, but why is it when I look around this place I feel that I'm looking at a beautiful flower filled with deadly venom? Still it is calm here, though I wonder for how long. . . .

*determined to relax, Hjik kneels on his legs with them crossed underneath him to meditate in a state of heightened awareness*

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We're doing a bit of hapkio in my tae kwon do class, and it's fairly fun, but I'm complete crap at it. *shrugs* What can you do, really? Actually sometimes I get in trouble for being too flowey in my forms. Which sucks.

*Jade walks in, dressed in a tight-fitting dark blue top and a long slightly lighter blue skirt with thigh high slits. Under this she is wearing dark green leggings. She also has nothing on her feet. she spies Hijk seated upon the floor and walks over to him.*

Ah, a bit early then, are we? Shall we begin...? *she offers her hand to help him up*

*Hjik takes her hand, but stands up without her help, he then takes her hand and gives it a soft and silent kiss*

Jade, the pleasure in mine.

*blinks in surprise*

...Erm... right then... So... shall we begin then...?

Choose your weapons if you want any. I sincerely hope there will not be any scars on your face

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You /did/ see my list of rules...? because I hate to be a flaming b***h, but I am honestly quite serious about that sort of thing...

I shall take no weapons. Truth be told I believe that they are generally for the weak minded with no talent of their own. I keep them about because mine are particularly sparkly and nice. ...Mostly from disuse, and a generous amonut of weekly polish. *she grins*

*enters in green loose fitting hemp yoga pants, and a fitted wraparound green shirt, sits in lotus position on the sidelines*

this should be interesting!

*she winks at Yank and then looks at Hjik*

You may make the first move, if you like. As you are the guest.

*Hjik brings his feet together at the heel and makes an V, he puts his left fist in his right hand in a Hapkido bow*

Your left hand is dominant then...? Hmm.

*Jade makes a fist of her right hand, and places her left over it, and bows (kung fu style)*

*a very pleased *

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*Hjik steps out of his bow into an opened hand fighting stance, [though a strange one as his right foot is forward] he turns the back of his front hand toward Jade, as beckons like Morpheus*

Hit me, if you can

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'tis done. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F78135?thread=244658&post=2930084#p2930084 *Jade slides her left foot back ever so slightly, keeping her right foot platned down and (her left toe is pointed slightly) and circles her right hand over her left, keeping her fingers relaxed, and at a slight angle. (At this point her left hand is at about her chect height, and her right is just slightly above her head.) leaving her in the "white crane cools wings" stance.* *raises an eyebrow* You wish /me/ to begin? Hmm. Well then. *She puts her left foot down flat on the ground and centres herself (to adjust her balance.), bringing her hands down in front of her, still open to the point that they are not quite in fists.* But why should I begin? Simply because I am a lady? You are the guest, might I remind you... *she grins sardonically* Courtesy does go both ways, friend.

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*a look of euphoria comes into Hjik's face, and he closes his eyes, for the sake of courtesy, he throws a perfect left spinside at Jade's breastbone*

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*blinks, says nothing*

*Jade sidesteps the kick*

*Plants left foot and spins into a perfect right spinside*

I'm fighting with my eyes closed