h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well actually the only thing you have to do is press ">" then < and then > but the one after the other. This is a message that will be transformed into a yellow babelfish.

This thing works only in this site. There are many who tried to repeat this transformation in other sites , some of them even tried it in the real world too, without any success.

p.s.Almost without sucess there was a guy once who was said he had done it ( making symbols to fish ...what was his name...err....Jesus from Nazaret i think ...but there is no phisical evidence anyway.)

Hello, it's me...I think.
I've been away a long time 'cause I was working away from home...
But I'm back now...and I see other people have joined in the conversation...nice...I want to be an observer, so tell me how to get on your homepage...and I'll become one of you...
I'm sorry about the whole 'science freaks' thing...I apologised earlier...did no one take any notice? I was new and ignorant to this whole web page...I thought it was science based...
Anyway I have a piece of toast trying to eat me...(!) So I'll go and get some help from the toaster...
Bye!

I'm back again, I feel that everyone has forgotton who started this all and now no one cares anymore.
I need someone to care about me. I'm feeling a little isolated.
By the way do any of you write to the 'Zine and WLW? Does anyone know what I am talking about?

I highly recommend paying a visit to http://www.h2g2.com/a252217 where if you are really lucky you will be granted the attentions of the greatest of the greatest of the greatest (my perspective and of course the only true perspective,) counsellor KimotoCat.

Good Luck

Thanks a lot.
I went there under a miscomprehension, mainly because I didn't read your advice properly.
But I feel better already, someone does care.

hello everyone! I'm back! did you miss me? no? ok.
Clelba? I don't know where Clelba has gone off to. I'll look around. hey, flipper. I'm answering your question from the other thread.

This is my pet fish . his name is Sticks.

Where am I? I seem to be lost. I have come from my very small home page, seeking the company of others. Now I have lost my way and have stumbled appon this thread, a thread that appears to be about fish.

called sticks!
Cool - I have a pet one called Wiggles - is that weird?
I wonder is clelba is dead - anyone know?
To Mr Indifferent - do you write to the 'Zine? If you don't know what I'm talking about then you probably don't. It's a weird thing...
I'll be your friend though...I need as many as I can get in this cruel world.
are cool - I can't remember who started it but hey - you'll grow to love them.

I have come back here to tell you all that I am leaving you and not coming back 'til after the summer is over.
I wonder what things will be like then?????
Bye Bye everyone!!!

OH NO! you can't leave us! Okay then, bye for now, talk to you later I hope.

Mankoids Flipper.

Over here in the good old U.K. the summer hasn't really started, therefor you're not going anywhere!!

I'm back everyone!!!
Did you miss me?
I hope a least somebody did...or I'll get another paraniod complex.
How are the doing?
And BASSMAN - summer never happens in the UK...it's all that global warming...
Somone reply to me and I'll have friends again.

Hi everyone, it's me, I'm not dead. I've been away a long long time cos I live at school most of the term, and so I can be here, but it was the holidays and my home computer doesn't want to let me on the internet, and also I didn't know this conversation still existed. it's nice to feel wanted anyway. thankyou. Does anyone want a cat? they look like this, ^. .^, and you can have one on your page on the one condition that you turn it into a link to my place or say that I gave it to you or something. It's my big plan to become a friendly demon cat retailer (virtual cats only).

Byebye, I'll be back one day, lûv CB

I've been looking for you everywhere...
Ah...
You'll be back one day?
Which day exactly?
Judgement Day?
Well I've also missed Wiggle the observer...are you around?
are still the best so keep the tradition going.
I'll come here again tommorrow.

I think you're right, you are mad. But the fish made me laugh!
So long and thanks...etc

No, I've changed my mind, you're All mad! No, I'm mad! Argh! (loud thumping noise as the Purple Moose collapses on the ground.)

Today is the day I return. Hello, I have returned. Does noone want a cat then? Even if you don't, could you think of some names for mine? Ta, bye.

Mankoid's Flipper

I am new too. I like cake. I am not offering. I am a science freak. I am 20 foot tall and orange. Bananas are strange; keep away from them. Know any good homework excuses? I am a geek and have no time for homework.
In case you are wondering I am 14.

Arthur Dentist.

I was about to say I'm 14 too, but then I realised I had a birthday and I am now 15. What year are you in (that is if you are british which I assume you are)?