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I am Bob, and I farm, very successfully. But not on a farm.

Because I was bored one day and doing this occupied me for at least ten minutes at work.

This link is to AskH2G2 entirely for my own benefit.

Mail me, go on, you know you want to.

Im a 19 year old Bristolian. I've recently rediscovered that I am a party animal, I've just been controlling myself. As well as reading large amounts and getting worked up about injustice, I also enjoy more sedate pursuits such as steadily drinking all night until I fall over, steadily smoking green all night until I fall over and finally combining the two until I fall over.

I live in the Campsite where I am the 42nd camper and one of Evangeline's Deputies, any questions just ask...

I've started to learn guitar recently. I can only play about two songs, but I'll get there...

I've started Kung-Fu again, which I gave up 2 1/2 years ago when I got too lazy and a certain person started to distract me. This is an important step to me, as I hope to move career track in the near future and start on the road to becoming a

Bad Mother F****r

The question is, what sort of Bad Mother F****r should I be?

You have your basic good v evil scenario, but becoming a 'good' Bad Mother F****r looks to be a matter of circumstance to me. You are either born into it (e.g. Blade), have loved ones killed off (e.g. Eric Draven in The Crow) or have 20 years service in the SAS.

Being a 'evil' Bad Mother F****r is a lot more to do with personal choice. However you have to be evil. I am not really evil. Maybe I could be with some practice.

I really should also join the gym soon, because I could have a Bruce Lee figure if i tried...

I also ride a motorbike, a Yamaha Virago 125. I cant wait 'till Im 21 and can buy a bigger bike. Bikes rock, and they're very therapeutic. Sometimes when I'm riding I'll get the urge to pick a road and just keep on riding. I know this is corny.

Sometime in the nearish future (next 1-2 years) I hope to go on my 'World Tour'. However this needs thinking through in the light of recent events too.

I've recently written some poems. I cant say I've ever been a poet, or in anyway creatively skilled, but I was inspired by 'a girl called Ben' and her poetry. However good or bad they are, and whatever point they have, they have let me put my feelings into words and allowed me to express myself, which has helped.

• At Least Then I Wouldn't Hate You
• Taken Away
• Reality Negative

I work in a Lab, Quality Assurance.
Which means I am a trained monkey that grinds up pharmaceuticals and puts them in machines to check they aren't gonna kill anyone.
STOP PRESS: I AM NOW A TRAINED MONKEY WHO DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO GRIND DUE TO A NEW MACHINE BEING VALIDATED.

Or as i prefer to put it when people ask me what i do,
'I get paid to test drugs'
Of course this can lead to confusion, which is, of course, the whole point of saying that. Although when reasonably good friends ask if I've had any side effects yet, I think the issue may have been a little too confused.

What else do I do?
Well, in between grinding powders, I sit at my computer and read H2G2, as the bbc website is the only one accessable.(We are not meant to have internet access, only intranet)

I is currently on O.

Thus in the event of a holocaust/apocalypse style event I can be king of the survivors due to my store of large amounts of incredibly useless and trivial information about a world gone by.

I am also a member of the Mostly Harmless Motorcycle Club. .

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." :-- Mark Twain

And I'm a Dark Disciple of Black. Because you know it makes sense.

The Ministry of BLACK

Dark Disciple #22