h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A969537 - Naked Donkey Baseball

Don't think this has been added to the list yet. Got two votes ages ago.

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A900415 - Bars, Stools and The Single Woman

Seconded some time ago.
N

A816644 - Magnetic Pole Anomaly "Polo"

Been awhile and not UG'able.

A1125758/true story
Already in UG,16 month elvis

A1284022/cause and effect
entry removed by author who then went elvis

A839630/acronyms
21 month elvis, no real substance

A992892/uncle bob's war story
Already in the UG, sadly elvised

A2118692/hitchhiker slang
elvis,wrong forum for this

A2149472/the simbiotic nature of the universe and all matter
25 month elvis,needs work

A612453/a true christmas story
Already in the UG, elvis

A1040978/types of randomes
needs work, elvis

A2113309/of christ
needs work, elvis

A2106055/a ribbon for lani
unfinished, elvis

A1959393/short story- that night
14 month elvis, needs work

A61930/squirrels
already in the UG, 35 month elvis

A504217/the twenty seventh letter
Already in the UG, author is way gone

A780185/my works
19 month elvis, really just a catalog

A1104571/poetry please
not of a high standard, elvised author

A1101763/revenge
16 month elvis, offensive, needs work

A617041/how to climb mountains
42 month elvis,already in the UG

A1158833/keeping women happy,part numero uno
16 month elvis, needs work

A931772/when can we be friends
only a link remains

A889239/pack behaivier in teenaged boys-the nightclub observations
elvised author, not enough substance to justify keeping it

A1172765/posthumous praise
16 month elvis, not enough to it

A646481/astral warfare
32 month elvis, not that good

A843914/sci-fi poetry
18 month elvis, had its run

A1159391/the cyclical universe
blank entry

A822809/mo's
Already in the UG, 25 month elvis

A584237/the octopus: identification and it's role in society
23 month elvis, already in the UG

This is 109 so far, give or take a duplication or two. And theres still more out there, some awaiting seconds and some that have yet to be vetted. It'll all be worth it though.

Also, there's some new blood out there just waiting for comments, so lets make sure we don't forget about them in all the hustle and bustle of cleaning. If anything, this cleaning operation shows how some leave when disilutioned by lack of response. Most are from GW, so this is kinda different for them, but they seem to be a nice lot, well mannered and house broken for the most part, though one is trying to hump every leg available.

Well, I'm going to bed. With luck I may get a whole 4 hours in before the alarm goes off. Your alarms are probley ringing right now, so get up! Have a great day all.

Spynxxx

*Wow!*

I am *seriously* impressed guys. What an achievement so far, and what an achievement it will be.

>> though one is trying to hump every leg available.

Who? Have him oiled and brought to my tent.

Ben

*smacks B's wrists* You shock and appall me!

By the way...do we know if anything is actually being done about all these or whether we're listing things to a deaf ear?

At some point all the entries here will need to be listed on an email to Jimster from the UGeds...

...if any volunteers have time to spare at some point to translate these postings to a nice copy/pasteable list on the Pig and Slag noticeboard, why that wouldn't half speed things up .

Jimster's said he'd do this, so no, it's not a deaf ear this time.

That shouldn't be a problem, though I'm curious as to what he needs. I think a list of the "A" numbers would be sufficient, as that's what will be needed for access, or so I would assume.

The names seem unnessesary for this, but can be added if required. But the reasons for a move are not. He can post here if he needs a reason, or the entry itself for even more detail.

If we could get that info, I'd be glad to do it. But not tonight, as my eyes need a break and I'd like to be a little more rested, just in case someone summons ME to their tent. This old dog not only knows all the tricks, but is proficiant in their implementation as well.

Ouch! I figured I'd slap my own wrist so the shy and sensitive among us don't get a case of the vapors.(now it's my turn to pat Kat on the head, she being the sweet and innocent type)

A798636/what to do when your air conditioner dies
Already in the UG, 29 month elvis

A311833/three card monte
already in the UG, way past a mere elvis

A670132/redundancy
already in the UG, 22 month elvis

A1040149/the pigeon hive mind
already in the UG, 22 month elvis

A948143/sleep and studying medicine-nap partners
already in the UG, 23 month elvis

A710920 - An Essay disputing the Intelligent Design theory

This could be moved to the Flea Market but since we can't move to there it will have to go back to the entry. Perhaps someone could submit it to the flea market afterward.

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A969168 - A Modest Proposal for ending Global Warming

A594641 - Complete lyrics to 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

A703522 - You and your Sub-Etha-Sense-O-Matic

A982299 - How to Burn Food

A1167301 - Extra uses of a pencil

A661934-Why Must Some Teachers Assign Such Boring Homework?

A984369 - Stapler: Office Space Tool or Anti-Personal Weaponry

A837452 - Reciepts

Oops. Didn't mean to hit post then. I was going to check if any of them were on the list yet ut I suppose it's better to have them on here twice than not at all.

Carrying on...

A1063649 - LEEDS, WEST YORKSHIRE, ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM
Fun convo: angry Ben, working girls and a poem to Jodan!

A1095103 - Simon & Garfunkel-Nice Folk

A859511 - Home-made Lemon Curd

A919820 - Gangster rap

A982794 - Pens

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A942888/eventuality

A732665/fancology

A2129573/Vienna, Austria - switch views

A924310/an alternative look at the origin of the chicken

A860690/visiting a small town

A890723/man vs. tech support

A651412/a tale of spew cities

A793497/how to write good poetry

A809660/mushroom stroganoff (wartime recipe)

A2159381/East Lansing;land of spoiled white detroit suburbs children and drinking and boring idiocy

A1106920/how to write a love letter

A2211238/cigarette rolling papers

A816167/out of car entertainment(OCE)

A2264429/valentines day

A1019891/new directions course for women

A1020150/defining personal skills

A1021014/body launguage/communication skills

A671988/A True Christmas Story

This one was listed farther up the list,but somehow the A# changed halfway thru the original posting. This one should be right.

*frowns*

None of these are actually being moved...who do we need to alert?

We await the italics, I've just bounced the List on the e-group message board.

(To save me hunting again, if I need to, the original list is message 3575.)