A Conversation for C.P.U - Crazy People United
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Leo Started conversation Apr 3, 2006
I think I'm crazy.
Thank you B'Elana for pointing me this way.
1. Do your teddies talk to you at night?
>> No. But they dance when I play the flute.
2. Whenever you go into a field of sheep, do you feel the need to hug them, squeeze them, and call them George?
>> Round here they're called Miranda.
3. Is your blankey out to get you?
>> YES! 
4. Do you believe that Bill Gates is an alien from outer space and has brainwashed everyone into believing his products are actually good?
>> Does anyone NOT beleive it? Let me at 'em!
5. Have you ever seen a giant floating banana?
>>No.
6. Do you enjoy playing with firearms? And if you’ve never used one, do you enjoy playing with imaginary firearms?
>> 
*pow*
7. Do you believe squirrels will overthrow power and rule the world?
>> That's why I leave out a bowl of nuts every morning. So far they've been good to me. When they take over, I think I may get a position. (Don't tell).
8. Have you ever thought pea soup was something you did in the bathroom?
>> What's pea soup? 
9. Have you ever put your underwear over your pants?
>> I don't wear pants. Only long flowy dresses, and occassionally robes with pointed hoods, but I've worn my underwear over those.
And finally…
10. Do you believe you’re sane?
>> *indignantly* Of course I am! How dare you suggest otherwise? I'll set my dust mites on you for that! I'll curse you with the powers of the moldy blue shoe under my back porch! I'll tell the squirrels you're dangerous-- I'll-- Yaah! It's the little men in white coats! 
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Apr 3, 2006
Yo Leo!
Welcome
doggon it, he's well crazy, no chance of a training session then, Kitush will be so disappointed
Ducky's (the lady boss) is out right now but I am sure she would be right here welcoming you if she were.. so as Residence Hall Mum, allow me to perform the honours 
Why don't you join us over at the Club House? F3674291?thread=2319619
and at some point let me know what kind of room you would like in the Residences...
W
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Serephina Posted Apr 3, 2006
I read the questions n none of them seemed to apply..my teddie dont talk to me they just wait quieltly with a kitchen knife! 
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Apr 3, 2006
Oooh, in *that* case, you sound like the perfect candidate for Kitush You just sit tight there and she'll be along anon 
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Serephina Posted Apr 3, 2006
ok
'sits fidgeting n touching everything twice'
did i mention my irrational fear of odd numbers? 
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Kitish Posted Apr 3, 2006
*pops head in*
Ma Wilma...you mentioned something about a 'live one'??
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Apr 3, 2006
*nods*
She won't do the test, Kit. Whatchoo rekken?
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Kitish Posted Apr 3, 2006
hmmm....might be a bit too sane for us...do we want to keep her?
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Apr 3, 2006
*thinks*
*shakes head*
Nah, Serephina sane is an oxydoodah - impossible.
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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Apr 3, 2006
Well her teddies have the knives, so i reckon that's a forgone
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Kitish Posted Apr 3, 2006
so I may amputate her leg?
And why isnt she reacting to me asking if i can amputat her leg?
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Kitish Posted Apr 3, 2006
hmmm i like her response...May I take her to the other thread and play with her, Ma Wilma??? PLEASE???
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Wilma Neanderthal Posted Apr 3, 2006
That's scary!
what d'you say? Crazy enough yet? Kit? Maggie?
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