h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

CAULIFLOWER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! BUI THATS HELFY!!

* Marches Leo to the 'naughty corner'*


Now you stay there, young lady, till you find the error of your ways.


Tsk kids these days. No idea what it's all about.

I'm not allowed to like cauliflower in CPU?
'Snot crazy enough for you?

Gettin' elitist here, aren't we?

I don't like carrots and cabbage!
Can't I come out of the corner?

I also like brownies and ice cream and chocolate, but not jelly beans and licorice and sour sticks. I like mousse and oatmeal cookies and double chocolate chip and milkshakes....

Please? I'll even pretend I like sherbert!

*looksat leo suspicously*

That's not a banana. It's a banana shaped cone of banana flavoured ice cream.

*releases the corner *

for Leo

my music is jumping And it fall out boy!!! I'll have to at times like this.

Oh dear, healthy food on CPU?

Quick...



Think the healthy food is gone now?

*apple behind back*

Chocolate grows on trees, y'know.

And apples are made from cocoa beans... *looks at Leo suspiciously*

*grabs Leo's apple* HA!

it has peanut butter on it. Yum.

I WANT CHOCLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
etc.

Alright! Alright! Have some chocolate!

Chocolate!

I have two boxes of Heroes in my room but I'm not supposed to eat them because they're for my Dad and Stepdad for father's day

Choc choc choc choc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A sound of whirring roto blades is heard approaching from the distance

A helicopter lands on the roof. A mighty thud is heard as Wilma throws summat out of the cab...

<<< mr

Another almighty thud shakes the foundations as Wilma jumps out on the roof.

Take it back with you Ma Wilma, and throw it into the sea!