A Conversation for Talking Point: Fantasy Resignations

Go 'on holidays'

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Maolmuire

Couple of variations on a theme here. The foundation for this one is that you don't tell anyone in work that you have won the lotto. Ok, here we go:

1.) Go 'on holidays' to Bangkok. Send resignation letter to boss explaining that you have fallen in love with a 'LadyBoy' and include a photo of same. Mention in the letter that because of your new-found love you will not be returning to work. Ever.

2.) Explain to boss that you've joined a cult in Venezuala (or wherever you happen to be) and you won't be returing. Send nice photo of fellow cultists.

3.) Go to Barbados and send postcard to boss explaining that you've won the Barbadian (sp?) lottery and will never return to work.

4.) Write and explain that you're dropping out of the rat race. Send them a nice picture of the beach you intend to live on (perhaps as professional surfer!).

Alternatively, you could nerely send a photocopy of the front and the back of your winning ticket. I'm sure that even management would be able to figure out the implicationssmiley - smiley


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