h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Catches sight of yar and the other bloke from the coner of his eye. Jumps towards the jar of what-ever-it-was and lands on the ground allowing the jar to sail over his head and avoiding any extreamly serious injury.*

It's a bomb, Skullock. It explodes when it hits the ground.

Jade: *rolls her eyes at Eckhardt (sp?)* If I had the time, I would rip your eyes out of their sockets. I would enchant them, so that they still worked properly, and then I would give one to a fish, and another to a bird, so that the twin sights of the land and sea would very slowly drive you mad. *she grins* At any rate, I'm /busy,/ so I can't be /bothered./ *she waves vaugely toward Skull and the others* Now do please go play with your little friends over there, and let me work. ..Or so help me I shall /find/ the time.

*She turns to Lews* Right then, so erm, where were we...?

[Eckardt snickers and throws a Supposition Disk at Jade. It is set to "medium" which is the right setting to knock out a slightly-stronger-than-average human for about ten minutes.]

Jade: *She raises an eyebrow and watches the supposition disc make its way toward her, eventually hitting her somewhere in the region of the midriff. She falls to her knees on the ground, finding herself somewhat, well, paralysed, looking generally confused about the whole matter. Her eyes close. She is, for all intents and purposes, knocked out.*

You absolute and complete //b@stard//... I can't believe you sometimes... *skacks him about the head with a frozen *

[Eckardt] Heh heh heh ... Now what should I do?

[Ryu Hoichi] I suggest that you run away really fast before she comes to.

[Eckardt] Aww, you're no fun.

[Ryu Hoichi] And you have no concept of self-preservation.

[Eckardt] Can I at least tie her shoelaces together?

[Ryu Hoichi] I suggest using the (invincible) rubber bands I use for my cards. [hands Eckardt one]

[Eckardt] Great idea!

[Eckardt takes the rubber band and uses it to "tie" Jade's feet together.]

[Ryu Hoichi] We'd better get some kind of quick getaway vehicle.

[Eckardt] Great idea!

[They run inside]

*Craxus picks up Jade and swings her over his shoulder. Craxus begins to shout very loudly*

If any of you touches her you will have to deal with me.

*Craxus takes his 2 Hellsing 35kg. Handgun - 13mm Silver-Tipped Shells and loads them up and prepares for a huge fire fight.*

Yar, I know it was a bomb, But I don't know where it landed once I ducked under it, and I don't know how big it blew up.

Let's say it landed close enough that ducking doesn't do you any good.

*The rather expensive bullets Craxus fired hit Isard's car's shield and stop dead in the air before dropping back to the ground. Isard, thoroughly displeased with the un-coporative nature of the villians, unleashes hell on them in the form of .50 caliber bullets travelling at 1200 meters per second, spewed from a gun that fires them at a rate of 8,000 rounds per minute. The gun makes sweeping motions as it fires into the thrall of enemies, and all the while, Isard is safe and sound inside his car.*

I'm countermanding that, whether I have the authority or not and even though it's probably benificial to my characters NOT to , because not only is that physically impossible, it's also just plain not fair. I mean, you've just used a totally ludicrous deus ex machina to not get hit, and then countered using something that is COMPLETELY impossible to dodge.

Yes, Yar, I understand that HDS is being a bit dissagreeable, but he's not used to loosing, so when he's a right like he was just there (sorry HDS darling, but it's true, you were,) we all tend to kind of sort of... How do I put this? Ignore him. Completely.

Oh, and HDS, dear, please get out of your wussy little deus ex machina and fight us like a /real/ man, ne? I mean, come now, I'm not even using any weapons and I'm holding my own. What's the deal...
?

*The large explosion from Yar's bomb sends skullock hurdeling through the air. He lands some ways away in a rather large amount of pain. Rolling his eyes back in his head he takes his mind away from the world and from the pain and focuses on something else.*

*As much to Isard's surprise as to any of others the bullets were paint balls, and not actually firing out at 1200 meters per second but rather 1200 centimeters per second (making them thoroughly harmless).*

D@MN IT! You could at least expect the armory idiots to do something right once every millenia or two?!

*Isard gets out of his car and walks up to Jade, who it apears, is stillon Craxus's shoulder. He walks around Craxus and stops in front of him.*

Revive her if you will, we have business to conduct.

*Notes that he seems to have been forgotten, as he crashes into Jade and Craxus from above where he has been falling from with increased momentum from enhancing both his speed and his mass*

Remember me?

Jade: *falls from Craxu's shoulder to the ground, still somewhat unconsious... and of course by somewhat I mean completely. Heh.*

*A shadow climbs out of the water and up onto the dockside. Unseen he makes his way towards the combatants.*
*He jumps up onto a roof, and then drops down in front of the anarchists*

(Stood in front of them is a (slightly wet) guy in a black leather trenchcoat. He holds no weapons and stands with his arms crossed)

*Pulls sunglasses from top pocket, flicks them open, and puts them on*

I suggest you yield. I know your armament, your motive and your cause. I can also react in a fraction of the time you will take, so choose your move carefully.

*A shadow climbs out of the water and up onto the dockside. Unseen he makes his way towards the combatants.*
*He jumps up onto a roof, and then drops down in front of the anarchists*

(Stood in front of them is a (slightly wet) guy in a black leather trenchcoat. He holds no weapons and stands with his arms crossed)

*Pulls sunglasses from top pocket, flicks them open, and puts them on*

I suggest you yield. I know your armament, your motive and your cause. I can also react in a fraction of the time you will take, so choose your move carefully.

*A bullet flies in from F108649?thread=236710, hitting Isard on the knee*

*turns to the hill*

Leave it, its under control, just keep 'em covered...