h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*stares up at Isard, a grim grin flickering momentarily across her face*

If I were to lay down my weapons I should be laying myself down. For I have none. Save myself. Do you propose I listen to your heated words...?

Sorry to seem such a downer, but you'll need to let Craxus decide what sort of damage, if it hits, the missle will do. That's continuity for you. But he has agreed that it isn't going to be that heavily armed, so things will be equal.

*While Jade stares up at Isard, Jonathan continues his movement toward Jade and launches a flawless roundhous toward her head*

If a branch of H&HW was opened in terrania, would it be terranic tech?

Nope, you're running off Gov. Supplies this time. Leaving! Bye All!

But as I have sidestepped you, the gorgeous little kick you've spun out isn't going to hit. And I should think that at the current rate of speed you are moving at, you might fall down and break your leg or some such thing. Stop being silly, Lews. Continuity, child. Live it.

*Isard, not sure he actually saw the Mech being damaged, ignores it anyway.*

Jade, if you are your weapon, then by all means, please do lay yourself on the ground.

*To emphisise his point, another port opens up on the stretch limo, eaveling an armored GECAL 50 turret where the driver should be, it points at Jade and its six barrels begin spinning, making an erie whistling noise.*

sorry i did not see that post in which you not only sidesteped but taunted me and made the mistake of believing that the Tech I had cradled in my arms was not the suit in which I now am armored and allows me to slightly distort time/space

*slowing time, jonathan makes a recovery from the fall with preternatural speed, and alters the space between himself and jade to far less, launching a jab o her gut*

Only man, but a smart one with Time/Space Tech for armor! Please, taunt me won't you?

This is what happened to the mech with the missiles from Isard's car.

*The missiles strike the left leg of the mech. It begins to spark very badly.*

Well thats enough of that....

*Craxus opens up the cockpit and jumps out next to Jade.*

*Craxus whispers to Jade*

Watch this....

*The mech boosters flare up as the mech takes off and goes some 5 miles away.*

So you don't think it really left did you?

*Cannon fire from the distance tells us taht its from the Mech that was on auto pilot and landed in a field, it is now the Artillery for the Anarchists. So anyone who is an anarchists may use it, by using there radios.*

But are they actually //firing// anything...?

*Jade chuckles slightly at Isard's comment, and then rolls her eyes, taking no time at all to dive-roll out of the way of whatever it might be that the guns may (or for that matter may not) fire.*

drop your weapons as well Craxus

*The missile port fires 5 more baradium missiles at the Mech, as it flies and to where it has landed, these missiles are being carefully observed by Isard and can be guided by him if he sees fit to do so.*

*Jade senses Lews coming at her, but apparently not quickly enough, and suffers a short jab to her midsection*

You shall regret that, fírim...

*She is bent slightly over at the force of the jab*

And I /shall/ taunt you. But only now in the tounge of the Eldar. Tye-mancuva!

*She brings her fingernails in a swipe across his face (and armoured or no, that should still do a considerable amount of damage)*

*Isard whinces as he sees Jade slash Lews in the face*

*as the talons of Jade hit Jonathan's unarmored face, he feals searing pain and stumble backward clutching his face*

I may not have understood the taunt, but I understand pain well enough, and it makes me angry.

*throws a low sweep kick at Jade's knees*

*Jade grins, now fully back in her element. She jumps sharply upward, avoiding Lew's hastily timed sweep kick, and uses her height to throw a snap kick at his left shoulder*

*Crumbling from the blow to his shoulder, Lews increases the distance between himself and the ground enough to attempt to bring Jade below himself to cushion the fall and injure his opponent*

*As Craxus watchs this fight going on, Craxus slings out his dual Hellsing 35kg. Handgun - 13mm Silver-Tipped Shells, and begins to shoot them at Isard.*

*Jade, with grace liken to hat of a cat, falls to the ground with no apparent problem, and assumes a sort of tensed up-crouching positon, in order to pounce upon the scientist whenever it is that he decides to fall bak to Earth*

*The scientist not only falls, but falls hard and fast having increased is weight and sped up time to give less time for reaction*

I would still be working in my lab peacefully if you terrorists hadn't TRASHED IT! This was never my job and I don't relish it, but I will do it if I must.

*thinks how stupid and very like the michromachine-fast-talker he sounds with time moving faster*

And I (as Yar and Ryu Akbar) am currently waiting on Skullock, so ... I might as well use Eckardt, the biggest jerk this side of the battle.


[Eckardt] [shouting to Jade] Hey, you know you're really hot?