h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Three shots in quick succession come flying towards Bob from F108649?thread=236710 - aimed for right shoulder, chest and left knee*

OK, you may be fast, but I expect one of these to hit you. Unless you're REALLY quick

*As soon as the shots leave the barrel, the information presents itself within his vision and the targets are highlighted.

Three shots.
Standard high-powered sniper rifle
Velocity 100m/s
9.95mm ammo.

The neurally linked computer automatically slows down his time perception, so the bullets appear to be moving at running pace.*

*He pulls out his butterfly knives and affects a cat stance. As the bullets approach him he nudges them to one side with the flats of the blades.*

Fast enough for you?

*Rolls behind the vehicle*

I'll let you off . Although you should be aware that the velocity of the rounds should be about 8-9 times your estimate - sniper rounds are supersonic. Does that alter anything that just happened?

Radio: Euan get this Lews person off of me!

*Craxus does a leg swipe at Lews and pulls shoots the rounds from his 2 Hellsing 35kg. Handgun - 13mm Silver-Tipped Shells at Lews chest.*

*Lews jumps the leg swipe and alters space to redirect the bullets to fly off into the sky*

Be forwarned that projectiles are not much use against this tech. Hand to hand combat will serve you better. Hope that you are aas formidible as your friend.

*glances at the unconcious jade for a moment and launches himself at Craxus with a punch toward the chest.*

I have no idea what the real speed of sniper bullets is, but I wont avoid them so easily in future...

*Pulls his large coat around him and pushes a stud in the collar. The coat starts to chameleon the surrounding terrain. He pulls a balaclava attachment over his head and pulls his twin gold-plated desert eagles.*

*Starts up towards the snipers position, keeping to hollows and cover*

Yar, theres a sniper up on the point. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/plain/F108649?thread=236710 My millimetre wave radar shows that as well as the sniper rifle he has 4 RPGs, the enhanced targeting models, wait, one of them's been used...

*As Lews takes a punch at Craxus' chest, Craxus grabs ahold of his hand to redirect the hit to not touch him. Craxus sheaths his weapons and does a kick aiming towards Lews face.*

[Yar] [shouting back] Do you mean RPG as in Role-Playing Game or Really Powerful Gun?

[pause]

[Yar] [to Mackenzie] I /know/!!

[Ryu Akbar] I hate it when you do talk telepathically to each other. It's like listening to half a conversation. In fact, it IS listening to half a conversation.

RPG= Rocket Propelled Gernade

*Lews turns his face as he receives the kick, and his neck rebels against the blow. As Lews falls backwards, he aims a roundhouse at Craxus' right temple*

*Craxus brings his fore arm to block it. It was successful as the leg of Lews contacts with Craxus' arm. Craxus strikes a punch towards Lews chest at the same time aiming a punch towards Lews rib cage.*

*From where she has been crumbled upon the cold ground, Jade arches herleft leg up high, kicking Lews foot out of the way. She stands, somewhat shakily, the livid fires of Hades burning quietly behind her Jade green eyes*

*in undertones that suggest that she should not, under any circumstances, be messed with right now, Jade fair growls at Lews*

//back off, firim.//

*She then flicks out both of her elvish bldes and begins looking for the thoughtless idiot that had the unmitigated gal to disable her.*

Curses, IU typed too slow... grrr. all right, dismiss that kick to Lew's hand. But Lews! Hey! Get on AIM! Right now, ya? I wanna talk to you!

[Yar] Might as well try one of my Special Techniques ...

[Mackenzie] No, I don't think that's a good idea. You didn't bring them up with Mystrunner, for one thing.

[Yar] Oh, right, never mind then. Okay, I guess not. Let's just wait this out.

Jade: *Still fuming, she sheaths one of her elvish blades, and holds the toher one ready in her right hand. She walks over to Yar, and slaps him full in the face with ehr left hand, taking care to rake her fingernails over what bits of flesh she can gain purchase on.* Tell your little /friend/ that I don't appreciate being toyed with...! *She flicks her elvish dagger so that the edge rests just slightly on the skin of Yar's neck. She presses it ever so slightly onto the skin, just enough to break it.*

[Mackenzie, who is also nearby, telekinetically grabs Jade and sends her sprawling. Nothing that could do any real hurt, just to get her off Yar.]

[Yar] All right then. How about we get /serious/?

Jade: *resheaths her blade and stands up, brushing the dust off of her* How serious are you planning on getting, firim...?

[Yar] Hmm ...

[He gestures, and Mackenzie and Ryu Akbar get nearer to him]

[Yar] Three to one odds as far as numbers go; one of us has lots of psychokinetic abilities, one of us has a few psychokinetic abilities and lots of technodoodads, and one of us likes to throw explosives around. How about you?

Well she has me....

*Craxus pulls out his hellsing handguns and begins to open fire at the 3.*