h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The sub is very small, really. A state-of-the-art nuclear fusion generator powers it, and has a bridge in the tail, weapon storage in the nose, crew compartment in the top-center, and airlock in the bottom. The inside is a battleship grey, accented by dark blue and blood red.*

*Walks from the sub pen building into the T.A.F.S. Cain. Enters the Cain's airlock, retracts the gantry, closes the air lock and makes his way to the comm room. Upon entering, he shuts the comm equipment down, and manually removes the power cable and slices it off. Makes way to helmsman position, sits down and starts the engines.*

*The majestic form of the T.A.F.S. Cain slides throught the water a smooth cruising pace of 20 knots, more than a mile beneath the surface of the water, and Isard's limo can be seen hugging the surface of the back of the sub, just behind the conning tower (thus eliminating any drag the car might have caused elseware).*

again I'v screwed up, I just took command of the T.A.F.S. HooToo, not the T.A.F.S. Cain. Sorry

*Sets auto-pilot, walks to the nose and begins to weld the nuclear missile's nose cones, since nuklear missiles are only bolted on, to faccilitate maintanence. After doing this, he welds the holding clamps down, so that the whole missile cannot be removed. This being done, he exits the weapons bay, and welds its door shut. Now he walks back to a distance of about 5 meters, shoots and thus detonates the welding equipment then returns to the command center.*

love the decor

Could I get a mini sub with some crew on it?

*A resounding cluck sounds through the ship as a mini-sub docks with the hootoo. The bridge door opens, and officers fill the stations.*

[Captain] We'll take it from here, sir.

Very good captain, I've got something for your crew.

*HDS dissapears through an airlock, then comes back with a small cardboard box. Isard hands small head sets to the crew.*

These will link you to me, the only way to communicate off of the ship. If you're under attack, call me. Try not to use the headsets too much, The can slow D down, they cannot stop him