h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* MaW grabs his quarterstaff just as the ceiling gives way, and narrowly avoids being squashed by it. Groggily, and still bleeding from the gash on his head, he attempts to stand *

I wasn't attacking anyone yet.

*takes swing in Jade's general direction*

Rephrasing post about the exploding cards.

*Craxus dodges the first few cards and rolls up next to a pillar as the card hits the side of the pillar and explodes. A few of the rocks come down and hits Craxus on the head.*

*Craxus is uncouncious now, and bleeding from the head.*

*swish*

*a particularly large peice of masonry is hanging mid-air over TIme Traveller's head. He steps to the side, swirls the Time Staff again and it continues it's decent.*

I wasn't flaming, I was simply passing an innocent enough comment on the pompouse and officiouse tone of your posting. I think that from that point of view I may have slightly more "skills" than you.

*Mourryan crawls over to the unconsouis Craxus and chains him to the pillar, placing a simple mercury fused bomb on his chest which will explode if Craxus moves too much*

HDS, you've been cut off by the fallen masonry in post 199. Sorry, but you're fighting MaW with Icarus.

*Places shaped charge on the masonry. After Mourryan crawls away a defeaning explosion cuts through the ceiling chunks and fuses the rock in a roughly circular hole*

*Mourryan crawls through, burning his hands and knees a bit and chains Craxus to the pillar*

*attatches the afore mentioned non-technological mercury fused bomb on craxus's chest and crawls back through the hole in wall/colapsed cieling*

*Shoots bullet from his revolver at MaW's ankle*

Dude, there is no hole. There is no hall. I know you want to pin him, and it'll happen, but I'm trying to get things a bit less confused.

*A terranic soldier darts over next to Craxus, binds his arms, and sprays a concentrated knockout gas into his nostrals.*

[Soldier] We've got a prisoner! Get me cover!

Put a simple mercury fused motion bomb on his chest until we take him to interogation, you have those in your pack

[Soldier] Um. Sir, if we put the motion bomb on his chest, how will we move him? He's already bound tight...?

a bomb squad can take care of that later, unless you have some manner of inescapable prison you can take him to now

*With shaking hands, the soldier gets out a bomb and begins to place it on Craxus's chest.*

[Soldier] Sir, what about when he wakes up? If he moves then, when he's still delierious, the bomb'll kill us all!

I can live with that.....wait..........well actuially I can't, but do it anyway!

*Walks over to the soldier, and pushes him aside (Which results in him hitting a small cabinet rather hard.), and slings Craxus over a shoulder.*

Countermanded. He has a data uplink. I'll 'interrogate' him privately.

*Icarus begins to walk down the hall towards the basement with Craxus slung over one shoulder.*

* MaW whacks Morruyan on the head with his quarterstaff *

You really should pay attention to me when you're stuck in a bit of corridor with no other enemies around, you know.

hmmm... so I'm left to fight Jade

*gets out pack of magnesium flare cards. These are silver coloured with the denominaitons faintly embossed in raised sections. These are the most expencive, mot dangerouse cards Time Traveller owns and they burn thorugh pretty much anything like a hot knife through butter. Advice? I'd duck if I were you*

*Brings arm over head and Dolphin-throws a magnesium flare card at Jade.*

*Stands up, cloak re-established, pistol wips MaW just above the temple then moves away before he can be retaliated against, cloak still up*