h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb? Interesting question, what do YOU think?

How many antelopes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.

How many Apple Computer employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.

How many art students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he gets two credits.

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Pampers don't come in a size that small.

How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.

How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just find the problems, they don't fix them.

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four.
One to change it, and three to complain that it's electric.

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete, pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes them three visits.

How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Sixteen. One to change it, and fifteen to form a support group.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.

How many reference librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you.