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Post 81

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb? Interesting question, what do YOU think?


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Post 82

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many antelopes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they are hardy animals that migrate between tundra and wide open plains and therefore have no need for an artificial light source.


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Post 83

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many Apple Computer employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven, one to screw it in and six to design the T-shirts.


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Post 84

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many art students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he gets two credits.


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Post 85

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, Pampers don't come in a size that small.


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Post 86

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many beer makers does it take to change a light bulb?
About one third less than for a regular bulb.


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Post 87

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many beta testers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just find the problems, they don't fix them.


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Post 88

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four.
One to change it, and three to complain that it's electric.


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Post 89

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete, pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week.


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Post 90

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes them three visits.


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Post 91

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Post 92

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.


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Post 93

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.


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Post 94

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.


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Post 95

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Sixteen. One to change it, and fifteen to form a support group.


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Post 96

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.


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Post 97

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.


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Post 98

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.


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Post 99

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only if the light bulb really wants to change.


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Post 100

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

How many reference librarians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, I'll have to check on that and get back to you.


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