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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jan 2, 2003
*pushes her legs to the side and half-stands up to let Peta go by* 
You've missed some great comedy already -- And I don't think we've seen the whole cast yet!
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jan 2, 2003
What's this? The Italics' Christmas Charabanc Outing?
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Peta Posted Jan 3, 2003
Sorry, just sneakin' in! I heard about this so just had to come along and see what was going on. Have I missed much?
Anyone like some 
?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jan 3, 2003
It's no problem to us. You're all very welcome. Park the 
round the back.
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 4, 2003
[makes some gurgling noises and moans just loud enough to annoy any serious theatre-goers]
Uuurrrgh... The cat should stick to Haiku... Eeeeyeeww!
B4ihurl
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jan 4, 2003
It sounds as if the mice are planning to commit murder! 
The cat's lines aren't so bad, but oh dear, what an accent! I haven't heard English like that since I watched Baron von Munchhausen! 
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 4, 2003
Yeah, yer right, Lil. His outrageous fur'n accent kinda puts ya off what he's really tryin' to say.
B4i
my
off
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jan 5, 2003
*peers under her seat looking for her Total Immersion Headwear and Glove*
Pantomimes have certainly progressed since I was in a larval state 
.
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Sol Posted Jan 8, 2003
'Scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, oops, ohdeartheregoesthepopcorn, oof, ther we go then.
Bit late, but moving fast... Damn, forgot refreshments. 'Scuse me, oops, there now, mind the umbrella,.....
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jan 8, 2003
*wearing her Total Immersion Headwear and Glove, Lil is blissfully unaware of umbrella jabs*
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Courtesy38 Posted Jan 8, 2003
*notices the total immersion kits ..... decides to get one*
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Bumblebee Posted Jan 9, 2003
*tries to sneak in without disturbing too much..*
'scuse me, sorry, coming thru'
*finds a seat just behind Caerwynn and her Quality Street box 8)*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jun 23, 2003
*finds herself back in her seat inexplicably holding a very large candyfloss*
Ooh. An intermission. I wonder how long they'll let us have? This panto is excellent value for money. The performance began on 30 December last year and it's now *checks tiny watch* 23 June!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jun 23, 2003
*blinks at the sudden change of scene*
Oh - eh - oh well, I guess I could really do with some refreshments right now... *heads for the lobby*
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Coniraya Posted Jun 23, 2003
It must be the longest pantomime in theatrical history!
But it is an excellent performance.
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jun 23, 2003
(B4 staggers a bit as he realizes he's no longer in the GingerBread House.)
My, my, but people here do go about in such an awful hurry...
(Frutively, he looks over his shoulder and scans the room. He swiftly takes a seat and hunkers down as if trying not to be noticed.)
[mutters] Just blend into the background... don't say anything... keep my hands to myself... and maybe the very LARGE Induhvidual won't notice me... 
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Witty Moniker Posted Jun 23, 2003
*Pulls off her VR gear.*
Oh my, I don't think I've ever sat still that long. I need to stretch my legs.
*Gets up and makes her way to the aisle.*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Jun 23, 2003
*sits dazed for a few moments*
Oh man, am I hungry! I wonder if they have hot food here?
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jun 25, 2003
:: B4 is obviously restless, as he squirms in his seat, catching the faint wisps of unnamed delicacies wafting in from the Lobby. He looks about, still grasping the arms of his theatre chair, his knuckles going white with the strain. ::
Aargh! I can't take it anymore! I have GOT to get something from the concessionaire...
:: With that he bounds up out of his seat, zips to the nearest aisle, and rapidly dashes to the doors at the top of the incline. He disappears through one of the double-doors and the golden shaft of light that had momentarily snuck past is clipped back into darkness. ::
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- 81: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jan 2, 2003)
- 82: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jan 2, 2003)
- 83: Peta (Jan 3, 2003)
- 84: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jan 3, 2003)
- 85: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 4, 2003)
- 86: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jan 4, 2003)
- 87: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 4, 2003)
- 88: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jan 5, 2003)
- 89: Sol (Jan 8, 2003)
- 90: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jan 8, 2003)
- 91: Courtesy38 (Jan 8, 2003)
- 92: Bumblebee (Jan 9, 2003)
- 93: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jun 23, 2003)
- 94: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jun 23, 2003)
- 95: Coniraya (Jun 23, 2003)
- 96: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jun 23, 2003)
- 97: Witty Moniker (Jun 23, 2003)
- 98: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Jun 23, 2003)
- 99: Kes (Jun 24, 2003)
- 100: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jun 25, 2003)
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