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Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) Posted Dec 27, 2002
*glances at what Carmel
is writing, realizes that any second now she is going to start giving him notes to review. He gets up to find a seat in the center, middle. He leaves the Snocaps.*
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 29, 2002
*gets up to get some more refreshments, wriggles past WM*
*returns with 
, 
and 
*
When was the play supposed to start? Did I see the 29th somewhere?
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Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) Posted Dec 30, 2002
Well this should be fun, we're up to 12 players now. Or is it 21, if you count 3 mice, 7 dwarves, and two halves of a horse. This new woman...I don't know; is it just me or does anyone else think she looks a bit like John Cleese in a wig?
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Dec 30, 2002
*the turns and glares at Mac (no matter how distracted she is she can pick up everything Mac says). She gives her head a shake to free one ear from the headphones.*
Oh, hush you! If you can't say anything nice about someone do shut up!
Now, I like the Mice, though I hope someone does look after them, really I do. An Thistle is nice, because she's cute, but I wonder anout her. But my favorite is the Duck. He's going to be out hero, I just know it!
I do wish Mr. Humpty the Egg would come down from that very high place, really I do. It makes me very nervous.
Oh, and Mac, when you have a minute, I have some ideas I want to run by you.
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Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) Posted Dec 30, 2002
*frowns fearsomly*
You know, Carmel, it would be a lot of fun, when the Pantomime starts, if you heckled Purr in Boots. No really, he's a good sport, it'll be fun, I'm sure he wouldn't chase you. Go on, heckle the cat, I'm sure everyone will enjoy the results.
*goes to refresh his 
*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 30, 2002
Ooh! The lights have gone down. It must be about to begin.
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Dec 30, 2002
:: Fiddles in his satchel. Pulls out a digital camera. ::
>--Flash!--< :: Takes a snap of Lil, Fadookie, and Amy. ::
>--Flash!--< :: Takes another of just Amy the 
, using the Macro lens. ::
>--Flash!--< >--Flash!--< >--Flash!--< :: Takes several more of the rest of the audience. ::
Something to remember y'all by...
:: Just then, a rather LARGE induhvidual who looks suspiciously like he came down from a beanstalk stalks up behind B4, grabs him by the scruff of the neck, pulls him from his seat, dangling in his coat. The LARGE lummox very gently reprimands B4 as he carries him towards the Lobby, explaining the House Rules. ::
(whispering just loud enought to get the point across) Eggscuse me, kind Sir, but there will be no use of photograwphic flawsh equibment during the course of the Pawntomime. You may wait until awfter the production to take pictures for your remembrance awlbum...
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Dec 30, 2002
:: After a few moments, B4 (sans the LARGE induhvidual) plods disconsolately back down the side aisle and finds his seat. He starts to slump, then realizes he won't be able to see the Panto as well that way. He changes his mind, brightens his attitude, and cautiously smiles and applauds the start of the production. ::
A Cow, a Cat, a Duck, and Seven Dwarves! Who else is on the playbill?
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Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) Posted Dec 30, 2002
Ooops! Sorry about the "horse" thing, Cow, I don't know what I was thinking.
Um, I'm not clear on this, do we shout at the players from this thread or from the Stage?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Dec 30, 2002
There has alredy been some shouting from the audience in the 'Stage' thread, Mac - maybe that would be easiest, seeing as it gives the actors a chance to respond directly?
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Dec 30, 2002
Dear me, I'm a bit fuzzy about that as well (*giggle* Oh, My, that's a pun, isn't it? Fuzzy *giggle*). Anyway, if I understand this correctly, I can shout "Look out behind you!" and that's OK because the player will just ignore me and get clonked on the head anyway. It seems a bit silly...oh, wait, that's the point! I think I get it.
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 30, 2002
*having returned from the lobby with a root beer float, Lil settles back in her chair and applauds the splendid acrobatics*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 30, 2002
*eats some more popcorn, thoroughly absorbed in the performance*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Dec 31, 2002
Whoah! Did you see that egg drop?
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 31, 2002
Was that supposed to happen?
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Jan 1, 2003
It's a wonder he didn't topple over easy from the back of the Cow. He coulda scrambled his brains with such a fall. Omelet'n that thought go, though.
[His eyes go a-goggle at the 
's mouthful.]
Eeeeyeeeww! That's put me right off my popcorn...
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Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere Posted Jan 1, 2003
*at the sight of Purr apparently eating the Mice Carmel faints dead away. There is a sigh, and she moans...*
Mac, you said it was safe to watch.
*...and then it's lights out.*
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Jan 1, 2003
*squeezes Carmel's paw reassuringly*
Keep your eyes shut. It's getting quite nasty. There really should have been some sort of warning. But it'sonly make believe.
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Peta Posted Jan 2, 2003
Excuse me,
Is this Row 42? I'm looking for seat 24. I'm a bit late, sorry, excuse me...
*wiggles past everyone* -
*drops her sweets*
*picks them up*
Excuse me 
the bus was really late!
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- 61: Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) (Dec 27, 2002)
- 62: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 29, 2002)
- 63: Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 64: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Dec 30, 2002)
- 65: Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 66: Coniraya (Dec 30, 2002)
- 67: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 30, 2002)
- 68: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 69: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 70: Mac (having trouble typing with a pug dog in his lap) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 71: Titania (gone for lunch) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 72: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Dec 30, 2002)
- 73: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 30, 2002)
- 74: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 30, 2002)
- 75: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Dec 31, 2002)
- 76: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 31, 2002)
- 77: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Jan 1, 2003)
- 78: Carmel Bunny, spokes stuffie for cute things everywhere (Jan 1, 2003)
- 79: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Jan 1, 2003)
- 80: Peta (Jan 2, 2003)
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