h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you want to fly high?
Do you want to be the best flyer you can be?
Your heaven need you!
Join the holy arrows
First one in gets to be leitenant, anyone else can think of a title for themselves.

Captain of the


Holy Arrows
be the best you can be

Da da daa da da da da daaaaaaa
Da da daa da da da da daaaaaaa



Swoop

Crowd:"Ooohhhh"

Flypast

Crowd:"Aaahhhh"

Smack into wall

Crowd:"Ouch!!"

Erm...Forget the last bit. Rama here, full handlebar moustache all waxed up and ready to go, what, what.

Spiffing old chap, make mine a squadron sized PGGB. In fact, better have a ginnan tonix ready on the side.

Top hole, top hole.

Rama

i'll join too.
*takes off, performs death-defying loop de loops, barrel rolls, death spins and for a final trick, go's into a vertical dive, pulling up just in time so that his nose just scrapes the grass*
i'm coming in to land
*CRASH*
ok so i havent figured that part out yet.

Cool!

are we in then???

*pathetically*
hello???????

i'm all alone, theres no one here beside me, my problems have all.......

You are not alone, maybe the others are studying the theory of flying in that cramped cave over there...

ohhhhhhhhh daaaaaaaaarrrrrk caaaaaaavvvvvve,


HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



hole in floor

*the plummetting emerges into a slide which drops him into a secret looking cave, a shady angel shuffles up to him and examines him closely.*

Hmmm, you'll do.

*watches as Rama lands next to him*

You too.

And now I'll hand it over to my alternate identity: Werekitty.

Hello.

*the pleasant rainbowy angel becomes a bizarre mix of black feathers, fur and fangs - an angel werecat*

Right. Thats three. We could put on a show. Oooh! I'd better do a new Holy Arrows Page. Soz it took me so long to get round here.

can I be a holy arrow??? please??

Most surpintly you could young fellow me lad.

Hows your rolls?

Or loop the loops?

Most surpintly you could young fellow me lad.

Hows your rolls?

Or loop the loops?

Lass, lass. And they are coming along nicely thank you... did I miss the second in command spot..... I probably did....

not entirely sure what's happening here....

The others seem to have buggered off in response to me buggering off before hand.

You can be temporary second in command... if someone else comes back we can find a cool name for you...

I want to Join the Holy Arrows and can I also be event coordiantor?

Yay!!! I like this power thing....

*blows cobwebs off thread.*
oh hands off, i'm the only one of the origional big three left so that means i'm in charge, (see first post)
so listen up you maggots.
drop and give me 50.

Grrrr.... Ruffles her wings..... watch who you call maggot.....

Ok Ok... We've got our event coordinator, our second in command and Stephanie - you can be... um..... what do you want to be in charge of?