h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Flies perfectly vertically into the air with smoke of all colours in the Universe trailing behind him, and a few that you have never seen before which are so beautiful that you have to get down on your knees in wonder. Flies up to directly in front of the sun (cue dramatic close-up), so that you can only see a faint sillouette. Then, just for an instant, there is the sound of ten thousand times ten thousand Cherubim singing in unison, and you can feel the heartbeat of the Universe, and it is at one with your own. Hussassan then falls at a lethal speed, straightening out one microsecond before hitting the ground and flying just one micrometre above the blades of grass, at a speed where collision with the merest speck of dust is fatal, then flies around a few more times before coming to a comlete stop and hovering gently to the ground, leaving ten thousand messages of peace and hope in the smoke and the wind, and everyone is happy and content.*

How was that?

I thought wardrobe was my job..... *sniff*

Don't worry, that was just an effect. I'd never steal your job.

hmmm... a bit showy. And the diving was my idea

But great for wars.

Okay *sniff* I'm not quite done with the designs yet.....

cool...

I like black...

I'll keep that in mind....

And fire is cool also

Especially multicoloured.

yeah


Copper makes green.. and uh...

Thats all I know.
The teacher stopped me from poking any other elements in my bunsen burner

I seem to remember Patassium burning with a lovely lilac flame...

oh yeah.

Potassium....

Then you've got the ones that react beautifully to water.

nah you want some iodine in there,it's the most beautiful purple you will ever see. .... of course in large quantities its poisonous but who cares we're 's

Yeah!

I think a nuclear explosion might look quite good if we mix in loads of iodine

I saw the real Red Arrows yesterday, live! If you're interested, I've left an account of it in my Journal. They've got some cool stunts that I think we oughta try. Love the idea of a nuclear explosion, but wouldn't that kill a lot of innocent people?

could...hmmmm....maybe some nice fireworks instead?

We could do it on an island....

I've seen the red arrows... um... four times?
I had a friend who sold sunglasses at an airshow

Four...times...*bows in appreciation.*

I like the one where they have blue smoke, red smoke and white smoke and they weave it around.

And coz it was valentines day at one of them they did a big red heart

You do realize these designs are going to take a while right?? More additions as well....