h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

opps um slip of the mind i really really meant Euan not Craxus sorry Craxus my mind is not all there all the time I feel so dumb

Well, now you've decided who you're fighting... Oh, and IRL you /really/ wouldn't want to try that on me - if you know anything about rugby, I have the build of a prop forward... dunno what that corresponds to in American football. Still, virtually...

*Realises that if Chronos has both his arms around my chest area, if we fall together backwards then Chronos will have the weight of two people acting on his wrists - probably a break coming up at that angle of impact, but never mind*

This'll hurt you more than it'll hurt me...

*Straightens out in mid-air, trying to even up the weight*

*snickers*

To steal a quote from Mr. Legion (I think)... Takes snickers and eats.

*mutters* ...I want my Legion back...

Euan you triped me fowards in your direction so we are falling backwards in my direction so i will land on my back, and sorry again for the mix up of names, my mind doesn't work all that well all the time

*they both crash to the floor and the wind is knocked out of chronos who is still squezing the air out of Euan's lungs*

unless you don't need to breathe your gonna haveta get out of this bearhug because even if you have a big build I have some strong arms and you will find inhaling very hard to do

He has a point. he made a valid move, Euan. You have to work yourself out of that one.

Sorry. I did mean to include a twist somewhere, but I forgot . Damn!

*Realising that he is beginning to feel a little sore from the compression, Euan resorts to guerrila-style tactics*

So I fight dirty - do you want to make something of it?

Assuming my upper arms are pinned to my side by Chronos' arms...

*Euan reaches up from the elbow, and on both of Chronos' arms he jams his fingers into the region where the tricep attaches to the shoulder (underside of arm, in the armpit region)*

Just so you know - my fingers will be extended and rigid

those are some flexable elbows

*Chronos lets go of Euan, and sends his right foot speeding at Euan's left knee*

Hey, so long as it all follows continuity...

*Contact is made between Euan's knee and Chronos' foot. It is deflected up off the top of the joint and continues through to his waist. Euan is pushed backwards by the impact and lands on his back.*

Ow.

*Goes for ankle sweep*

*Chronos is knocked down by ankle sweep, chronos lays on the ground on his side proping his head up with his hand*

*stands*

I don't enjoy grappling on the ground with men, Jade. I'll leave that one to you - getting rady to

Besides which, I have a sense of fair play here, and it's not as if Chronos and I are trying to do serious damage to each other here. It's just a little bit of sparring. I think.

*Chronos pushes himself foward on the ground twards Euan, chronos puts his left leg in front of Euans feet and twists his body then sends his right foot towards the back of Euan's knees*

*The foot catches Euan in the back of the knee, causing him to do a half-rotation in the air. He aims a punch at Chronos' midriff with his right hand as he comes back down to earth, and tries to stop the impact being too hard on the ground using his left*

where exactly is my midriff

*Chronos is struck in the midriff*
oWWWWWW that smarts!
*Chronos staggers to his feet*

You don't have a midriff! You're a boy! ...well, you have one but it en't nowhere near as good lookin' as Jadies. Heh heh. *blatantly ignoring Euan's comment*

*Chronos removes his Gourd from his belt and takes a big drink*