This Week: Waste Disposal
This is a special CAC issue dealing with getting rid of waste, bodily or other. We're starting right into the, er..., matter with
Okay, this entry will be useful for only 50% of our readership because it deals with a device that is tailored to the male anatomy. Anyway, there's something to be learned for the female half of our readership too, and be it only the fact that males don't particularly need to sit down but sometimes would rather like to.
Oh, while we're at it... If your children don't listen to anything you say then try this warning: 'Stay away from the urinal cakes. You won't like their taste'.
This might teach them something.
We're still in the bathroom. Or the kitchen. Or whichever room in your house you deem appropriate for getting rid of
This much for bodily waste disposal. Now for something not entirely different. Household waste, to be precise. Why should you get rid of any waste going the direct way? You might as well try it this way:
You might ask how on Earth this entry fits into the picture but, well, you'll see!
Oh, by the way, what's the oldest thing in your fridge?
Dear reader, you've now reached the official end of this CAC issue. It's the 'official' end because there's one entry left for an off-the-records feature. It's a somewhat delicate subject and the presentation might or (rather) might not meet everybody's sense of taste. However, h2g2 is the guide to, among others, everything, and the entry is on topic. Therefore, you're not encouraged to read it and only the most intrepid readers should consider clicking on to read about The Many Diverse Uses of Boogers by Freckles42
. You have been warned. Warranty Conditions apply.