A Conversation for The Christmas Talking Point: Fantasy Christmas Stockings

my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 1

Countess Marguerite

It really does too. I´m not sure what I would like in my stalking (I´m really not sure on the spelling of that)but one thing that would be lovely is a literary agent, preferabally a good one who doesn´t charge up front fees, because then I would have to dispose of it. Another idea is some self confidence for my cat, Louie. He could really use it.


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 2

I'm not opinionated but I think ........

good luc with the agent. I think to help the cat you could try putting moths in the room with him. They are very easy to kill, and judging by my cat taste quite nice, and the best thing is, they are easy to catch. So give him moths and after he has done unspeakable, nasty things with them call him killercat, He will bristle with newfound if not manufactured confidence


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 3

Countess Marguerite

It would be absolutely lovely if that would work, but Louie has been known to flee in fear when a feather from my pillow approches him. I hope he doesn´t flee in fear from me when I get home.


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 4

Barneys Bucksaws

Sounds like my Cleo. She's such a shy little thing. We've cured her this week, though. We're babysitting Fred, a young tomcat over Christmas. For the first two days, Cleo was so busy hissing and spitting, and growling at poor Fred. Didn't know she had it in her! Now they're friends, and she's quite aggressive in her play. Incidently, they're both altered!


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 5

MaggyW

My friend Bernadette's cat is frightened of hand cream. You only have to open the pot and she runs.


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 6

Countess Marguerite

Wow, not even Louie´s that crazy. He likes the bathtub though...


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 7

I'm not opinionated but I think ........

I have a cat and a dog. Not too odd, what is odd is that upstairs the dog is scared of the cat and downstairs the cat is scared of the dog.


my father´s name is knitted backwards across my stalking

Post 8

MaggyW

Obviously parallel universes...

I just got a brochure in my Radio Times which includes a ramp for dogs to get into the car and onto their favourite chair. Also a flashing dog collar so you don't lose them in the dark.

with products like that, is it any wonder our pets are crazy?!


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