h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cell 2
Mission - To investigate possible sources of WMD materials that Mr M may have in Eastern Europe.
Leader -
Hussassan

Second in command -
Kat

Agents -
dusk
realitymagician

We have inserted you into Centeral Russia for this mission. Your aim is to find out whether there are sources of WMD material and take them out. The best way to do this would be to pretend to be searching for such material. Be warned, the KGB do not know of your presence and we have reason to believe they are trying to crack down on such sources, therefore they may pose as people willing to sell materials to arrest terrorists. Your first objective is to meet with one of "Mr M"'s contacts known as "Deepthroat". How you find him is up to you.

~Skenvoy

*stands looking rather sexy on a street corner and flips out mobile phone*

Alo? Boris pajalsa......Ah Boris! It's good to talk to you again. Listen I have a few...problems that I might need to deal with and I was wondering if you knew of a few of those contacts that you like to tell me about so often?...Oh Boris! You know I love you, I just had to work that night and I'm really sorry and will make it up to you soon....Of course baby...now if you could just give me a little meeting with a guy....thank you my darling. I won't forget this. There's a cocktail party on Thursday, be there and you and I will have some fun. Bye!


*cancels call and flips up handy microphone*

Calling all agents. I've got us a meeting with a Mr. Warsch in the cafe round the corner. I believe he may have something to do with this guy Deepthroat. The cafe has a green canopy and three white tables in the front window. Mr. Warsch will be sitting at the left hand one. Agent required to watch the location please. And you lot need to find me a dress for this party with Boris the Burly Russian!

I'll provide you with some cover
*walks to the cafe and sits down at a table*

~Skenvoy

I'll be watching from the shadows in my trenchcoat. Warsch tries anything he gets a mouthfull of hot lead. dusk, I want you to pretend to be sitting at the adjacent table to provide backup. realitymagician, do you know anywhere to get a nic dress for Kat? Over

Kat, there is a nice little family run shop just a short hop from the cafe, about 10 minutes in a local taxi should do the trick. Its a family run clothes shop, I helped the daughter, Natalia with a small problem a few years back in the Urals. Mention me as your friend 'James Knight' from your school days in Hartlepool, she will know who you mean. She will provide a nice outfit that will do everything to enhance your very feminine shape at an extremely low price, she may even do the sale in return for a future favour instead of cash. The clothes are demure, and will allow you to blend into the local fashion. Please give Natalia my regards.

*a car with tinted windows drives past and several people get out and walk into a "normal"looking building the car then drives away*

*saunters towards cafe trying to look obvious*


Now reality! When you said that they would do my clothes cheaply I didn't expect that cheap! What do we think guys? *does a very small twirl*
Now here goes...


*gazes haughtily around cafe to wear a weasly man is sitting, goes up to him and gives him a card*

So...*crosses legs* mr warsch, I heard that you might be able to help me. *crosses legs the other way* But I'm forgetting my manners. Would you like a drink? *gets up and crosses to bar*


Okay everyone I'm in and ready...what are we asking exactly? and has anything happened outside?

*sets up a comfortable surveillance post in a first floor room acroos from the cafe, sniper rifle/camera in position*

Kat, without wanting to sound too..... well, we are trying to gain intel on Deepthroat. Im sure that given the cheap clothes you have attained, and the enchanting figure occupying them, it should not be too difficult to steer the conversation in the 'Deepthraot' direction.

Make small talk, focus on his pesonal life, keep it to a military/mercenary line of dialogue if that is his background, but make it mildy interestingly curious, dont push unless you feel it will work.

Keep an eye on ALL occupants in the cafe, don't worry, you have an excellent team of surveillance/ sniper opperatives watching you every step of the way. You'll be fine.

Do your stuff Kat.

Deepthroat was supposedly the informant in a scandle a few years back which revealed a lot of nuclear material were being stockpiled... Anyone who has played MGS I am sorry to steal Deepthroat and the fact that he is an informant in a scandle... you can call him Mr X if you like (in joke for anyone who's played MGS don't worry)
*gets out remote detonated smoke grenades shaped like a pack of cigaretts and drops them in a bin so if they go off they will obscure the front of the cafe from view from the rest of the street*

~Skenvoy

Just checking before I make a fool of meself...

Since I'm a bad guy on this thread, shall I be Mr Warsch? Or is he actually on your side? (OK, I'm starting to confuse myself now...)

(is a enemy in this threads)

*its the sniper on the back of the head causing them to become unconcisous for an uncertain period of time*

*takes up sniper post and takes aim*

*sitts in a arial veaw point and watches the prossedings ocationaly calling a "certan person" over the comms*

kitten this is tiger. in position and awaint orders. OUT

note: anthea tour callsign is kitten

mine is tiger

tiger this is kitten message receved over and out

note: i guessed

*sniffs* how dare you descicrate radio procedure

maybe we should wait till the enemy is active

whislt we await activity would you like a short list of a bit about radio procedure?

OK, since nobody has said anything to the contrary, I'll be Warsch.

(Does anyone think I'm being a bit too nice for a bad guy?)

*speaks with a half-Russian, half-Greek accent which is quite confusing at times*

Hello Kat, you're looking lovely as ever . Vodka for me please

Now, what was it you wanted again?