h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

grrr
*looks at tracking device*
weve been followed and its not one of our guys, could be a fisher but doesnt look like it to me... come check it out

May I see please..
Yeah it is much bigger and faster than a fisher. Maybe we should just wait for them at the shore.

ok now we can press the button
presses the button

leaves "fish" laggin behind

Shouldn't we start our next mission??

that could be a good idea

lets just get out of this first thn we can start plannin the next one

ok, you get onto developing the photos and ill get rid of our followers


*takes a small package from within wet suit and pushes it into the sand*
i suggest we get out of here quickly

If its my camera you used the photos are all ready on the main frame

My vans just up there lets fly

ok fly's off

notices she is still rather close to small unidentified package
fly's back
picks she up
fly's off

Come on, Why did I took such a long time to prepare the car?? Get into the hummer and we'll fly on in that. Plus there is a jaccuzi in there somewhere and that where we can develope the next plan.

Orangutang Joe

*looking at a small screen presses a red button after counting down to five - ten seconds later a large boom is heard and a large amount of water is thrown into the air with shards of a vehicle blown around as flames burst out*
job done, thanx tuba

good shot. Did you calulate the distance or did it by the eye?

Orangutang Joe

laser tracking device manipulated to work underwater and only works on the target you programme it too therefore nothing else can be harmed (eg large animals = whales)

Ohh, thast a good one. I had a revolver like that. The bullet flew around objects other than the target itself

Orangutang Joe

thts ok she

mmm i just use my neural nanonics and eye implants

touches down at base

there u go she

thank you

so what happens now?

now u go into sum fights kick butt and get recruited

To be honest. I forgat what our next mission is... SORRY

Orangutang Joe

Cell 2
Having reviewed the photos you took it seems that the people being smuggled into the country were not immigrants but an army. Even more worrying is the fact that it seems that they had chemical weapons with them. Your mission is to track down who is bringing them into the country, why and where the weapons are being stockpiled. For your next mission one of you is going to have to try and infiltrate the hired army. We've heard that they are recruiting fighters from back street "fight offs". One of you is going to have to take part in these until you are approached by a recruiter... it could be dangerous so the rest of the cell will be standing by to make sure if anything goes wrong you get out of there. I'd suggest (if it comes to it) snipering the other contestant with a tranq dart... otherwise we'd be killing civilians.

Thank you.
So the street fights are the best start, but you think saint can do it? No offence saint, its just I'm worried about ya as a friend