h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lets go,
gets into small sleek black boat
"hope in evry one shes called "smert shpionam" i`ll tell you what it meens later"
theres a low purrring sound nothing seems to happen

click, click,

voooooossshhh

" aaarrrrrrrrrr "
the scenery becomes a blur

after what seems a life time of being pinned to the back of an obscenely small space there a pop, click, pop, pop, bang,
still silence..
the ship is but a few meters away.

errr yes sorry bout tht shoul;d hav told u not to push tht button

takes ova driving and steers the boat towards....the other boat

here take this com, i`ll keep watch and give you cover

//starts cliping bits of blackend steel together, the finished product gives off the impression of some otherworldly twisted rifle with parts that disappear in to the darkness//

i`ll cover you and we can get this done

good luck boss

*sits playing with nails*
wanna let me know when i can do something - apart from look pretty

Doesn anyone has a spare silencer? MY fog ate mine.
*climbs over the edge of the boat, and makes a run for a dark corner. Puts on his brass knuckles and presses the silence button on his shoes. Sits ad waites for the right moment

u could go and seduce the captain to stop him leaving while were on board.

ducks under rail and scurries off camera in hand

*climbs up on board and waloks off to the captains office*
*knocks on door and waits for answer*
*presses button and catsuit turns into slinky red dress*

watch your backs people we got company, i see gaurds heavily armed
2 at 1 o`clock and 3 at 10 o`clock
"hay saint something in the shadows above you!!!"

*leaps up does a back flip and with stillettos kicks down whatever was up there and he falls to the floor.*
can i have some back up here?

From here it looks like you can handle things,
I`ve got your back, just dont want to start a gun fight, yet!

*the shadows seem to twist*
*Skenvoy appears*
nice to see you've made it on board.

~Skenvoy

*gets confused but satill keeps gaurd up*

WHATCH YOUR BACK SKENVOY!!
*takes out his flip knife and throws it at what appears to be an evil shadow behind skenvoy*

Orangutang Joe

don't worry, the shadows are with me!
hence the codename:
Shadow

~Skenvoy aka Shadow

I hope I didn't harm them. Why do you have them so evil looking?

Orangutang joe

*looks around and sees a knife sticking out of a bloke behind him*
nope, that wasn't one of mine!!

~Skenvoy

sorry Skenvoy nearly shot you, shoudnt jump outa shadows like that
But i like the cloak

walks past two guards who r guardin (strangly enough) gives them charming smile

walks past into hold of boat

starts taking pictures

I wonder whats wrong with these guards. They just don't do anything.
*starts monkeying around them, while the guards don't even move*

Orangutang Joe

looks like there caught in subhypnotic trance induced by tubamans smile, or his dental implants.