h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what are you scared? or too busy looking at my breasts?

*walks around looking every man up and down*
i wanna fight you
*chooses biggest most muscley guy there*

lol

come on

an old man and a girl
course i trust u she

Looks like you got some interest there are two approaching from the back some one already started the books the look big but slow should be no match for you

let me do this on my own then
*walks into centre of the ring with opponent*
so remind me of the rules of the fight club?

*listening the whole thing through the headphones*
Saint, make sure you take care of our boss

*dont worry, wouldnt let anyone hurt my tuba*

*throws a punch at the guy then kicks repeatedly not breaking a sweat*

watches she mullerin the guy

hmmm

*taps fingers on wall*

waits a bit

"ok she thts enough now.....the idea isnt to kill them...."

who wants to fight me?"

yes legers im in position. *watches the fight through his scope while sipping some gourmet *

uses enhanced retinas too look at gangorlas

come on anyone

look i wont use my stick

*stands back after the guy falls to the ground (biggest guy there)*
anyone else wanna take me on?.
*puts on sad pouty face to make them*

watchs as new group walks in

looks like the big boyz r here

the leader challenges she and tuba
if they win they r recruited

well good evening
*smiles then walks slwly into the centre turning back too the leader starts dancing against him then grabs hold of him rolls him over my back and slams him off the floor, walks above him placing stiletto where no man wants one*
having fun?

k u take him i got the other three

drops stick and loads a unarmed combat program into his neural nanonics

proceeds to successfully knock out 2 of the men

picks up stick and watchs the last run off

"she? i think u can let tht guy go now...he'll b wanting to take us sumwhere"

*takes foot off mans groin and walks away*

helps guy up

dont worry bout her she gets a bit.......... a bit caught up in the action

ok were ready

take us to the boss

*sits moodily in a chair*

*walks up to she *
well done

~Skenvoy

damn Saint. You should take it easy on us guys we have feeling too
*Has a good laugh at the guy who now has a omlet in his pants*

hahahaha *jumps off roof into 78 monte carlo hard top convertable and follows them with rifle (attached to car) ready* Nice job she and tubaman. Good luck on the rest. I might have a hard time protecting you guys so be careful.

*stands up and hugs skenvoy*
thank you babe
i love you