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Do you fancy being the Lord High Admiral there's a post for head for the Navy going

Can I be second in command of the Tea Trolly under Skullock.

We need a motto though...

"The Army Marches On It's Bladder"

I know this to be true, on most of the army bases I've worked on you could get anything (within reason) for a handfull of teabags and a couple of pints of milk

I request this position on the understanding that it's one of the more powerful in the army.
We totally need our own ranking system too. Any references to Mrs. Doyle would be good

I was thinking of going with the original motto, to give us a bit of officiality:

"The prevention of cruelty to SEP's and the freedom to believe the unbelievable"

Thoughts?

that motto was just for the Tea Trayers...

What /is/ an SEP?

SEP = Somebody Elses Problem

Verc... can we have the tea-trolley thing? I think it would also be good to commemorate the original Tea-boy wars.

What about one for the armed forces (the "Tea" one) and one for Terrania (the "SEP" one)?

*shrugs*

Doesn't bother me. As long as I have an outlet for my egomania and sadism.

I think Admiral Arcturo will like this one

"Vive la franc, Vive La Deuchmark, Vive la numbered bank account in Switzerland"

Oh by the way if you look at the top of the main Terrania page, you'll find we're now part of the Community.

Not quite sure why the countryside was the best place for us, but I'm very about it anyway

whoo! Took 'em long enough.

That's a cool motto. But my vote's for the traditional one.

Cuppa tea?

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cool, you could have things like Head Tea Maker (HTM), and Tea Distributer(TD) and Main Tea Stock Co-ordinator (MTSC) etc

and i also think it highly important going on what Reefgirl said, that the Tea Division Units (TDU's) be part of my army page. Every soldier needs a cuppa afterall

But that means I'll have to call you Sir...

Right, I've updated the front page a bit. Can anyone tell me if theres anything I've forgotten to put there (or you think should be there), as I've lost track a little of who's doing what.

I thought I'd keep the Army seperate, and have just provided the link rather than listing all the details. But I can add some more if you like

indeed, but you'll have your own department that i generally won't need to interfere with as i'm sure you'll do a smashing job. it'll be like a house keeper on first name terms with her employee type relationship

Cool. ?

go on then

strong, no sugar please are there any dunkers with that?

so how's everything coming along