h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yah, and the bombing of the Centauri Homeworld.

*The Ultra Shadow rolls with the spin and simulates multiple singularities inside the area of the White Star that had touched the Ultra Shadow.*

mock battle Sir Ralph. Its a war game, I'm not going to actually trash her ship, nor she mine

What a pity.

I'll trash the pair of you in a minute

*WS9 fllips 180 degrees and fires quantum pulse cannon at HDS and Ralph*

Hah eat quantum particle's boys

COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA

Obviously she hasn't discovered quantum crystalline armor yet.

I'v got a Vorlon Bio Organinc Hull

*Craxus in Tallgeese IV comes zooming in towards WS9.*

Hiya Reefgirl

*Craxus makes a little motion with his mobile suit that looks a little like a wave.*

*Most of the bolts are absorbed by point singularities from the dovin basals, the rest hit the Shadow Armor and spread to the pint of uselessnes across its energy disipating surface. The Ultra Shadow swings around and fires its Earth Force super-heavy Particle Beam Cannon at the White Star (the kind from the Earth Force defence platforms, the ones that can blow up 40% of the Earth's surface in one strike)

*Decides now is the time to test the Centari Mass Drivers the ones they used to flatten Narn*

Ok load those simulated asteroids

FIRE!!!!!!

*Craxus evades the point singularity that HDS launched at him, with full speed. Tallgeese still has much left in it, and doesn't want to give up just yet.*

*Craxus slings the Dober Gun to his right arm since its mounted on it, and pulls out both his beam sabres. The two beam sabres glare in space....*

*Craxus goes full speed and smacks into the Ultra Shadow, trying to slice through the hull plating.*

*More simulated dovin basal attacks toward the Tall Geese as it bounces off the armor again. The Ultra Shadow barely dodges the mas driver attack and continues to fire Shadow cutters and quad arrays at the White Star while its particle beam regenreates.*

Duck Craxus

*fires the asteroid into the sinularity which blocks it*

*Craxus just has enough time to notice the asteriod coming at him, and the Ultra Shadow. Of course that he being in a mobile suit he pushs the throttle to the fullest and launches off just in time to dodge it.*

so, am I in the clear? for a few seconds? It seems like it

*The Ultra Shadow ducks under the White Star, flying side ways and firing all of its many quad arrays and shadow cutters at the underside of the White Star from Point blank range. After passing under it it flies backwards and fires its particle beam cannon at the back of the ship*

*Meanwhile one nial fighter (Minbari), one Vorlon fighter, one Shadow fighter, and one sentri fighter (Centauri) drop from the drone bay of the Ultra Shadow and fly after Tallgeese IV (they will hither to be referred as wing group 1 or wg1). WG1 shoots its miryad cannons at the Tallgeese and activates is shielding systems, including but not limited to planet defensors*

Bah WG1 is crap.

*Craxus slings the beam sabres into his leg compartments and brings up the planet buster which was slung on his back. A huge energy beam begins to surge at the tip of the planet buster rifle, and Craxus to where the fighters and Ultra Shadow are in its path, and fires.*

Get out of the way, don't get hit by my weapon!.

*The fighters are doomed and die a quick death, but the Ultra Shadow phases into hyperspace just in time, causing some simulated damagfe in doing it so quickly.*

*The EXCALIBUR swings by the Tallgeese, smaller construction arms releasing from inside a chest compartment to make minor repairs on the Tallgeese.*

*Due to absoulute bordom, and strive elsewhere, the CGE fleet leave!!!

*WS9 switches back to full proper wepons for a second and fires a naquadah mine at the CGE Flag Ship*

saw ya going

*Switches back to mock mode and fires anti missile missile at whatever's coming her way*